Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑

Rare image of a baby being delivered.

It do be like that!😂😭😂

Timex watch sounds like however long we have to wait til it's called Twitter again

@thenostalgic In previous jobs, I'd made friends and it usually ended messy. I'm friendly at work but don't mix my personal life with work life.

Have you ever made genuine friendships with anyone that you work with, or do you keep your co-workers at a professional distance?

@_Jizzabelle Ma'am

If she won't lick your booty hole pre shower, is she really that into you?

Bind my wrists to my ankles and let's see where that takes us.

@QuiteTheHandful Look to your right, I think it's time to see 😈

If she does, I'm not into her. That's nasty. 😂

@demonsthenes13 😂😂 never said I wouldn't

@MyLastChance8 Are you really into her if you won't clean the bootyhole first? 🤔

@demonsthenes13 This is exactly why my circle is so very small.

@MyLastChance8 apparently I can't create peace in the lives of others and expect peace to come to mine either 🫡

You can't create chaos In the lives of others And expect peace To come to yours

@AddictedToNaps Lol

@MyLastChance8 It's disappearing, I'm afraid. I need to fatten up! 😅

I watch Olympic volleyball for the sport.

@Nuecents37 @_mlluna Damn cuz, congratulations. Get it, get it.

My Wife graduated her school today. Please send her a congratulations. Super congratulations to @_mlluna and her future success. God job, super proud of you for sticking through it and getting it done. Now time to make some more money babe, love you.

@AddictedToNaps I like yours better

@MyLastChance8 Me, too. Nah, just kidding. I like bums.

The new trailer for ‘HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN’ has been released. In theaters this Fall.

Don’t tell anyone but I’m gonna eat this whole bag of barbecue chips.

Y'all worried about politics and Olympics. I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.

Thankful to see another day

I don't know about you, but I'm on here to laugh and have fun.

Don’t tell me about your childhood problems I was forced to ride a coin operated horse outside Kmart while everyone watched.