Bill Guy the Science Nye

Popping back in to share our #wedding registry links should anyone feel so inclined. #Cat belly pic for algo tax. Target: tgt.gifts/heatherandalle… Amazon: amazon.com/wedding/share/…

Dear @NeenahPaper Once upon a time, you may have given out this promo mug for the Classic Linen paper line. Do, uhhhhh...do you have any more? Mine got in an accident. #longshot #paper #please

Dear @Lowes Got any more of those holiday bucket mugs from the Black Friday Buckets? My husband's apparently didn't survive the transport to the store. #BlackFriday #lowes #loweshomeimprovement

America truly is the Bad Place.

Quickly hopping back on here to remind folks that fascism sucks and we should absolutely be mad about it. Keep fighting!

Okay but like they ARE weird, though.

Thought of the day: Cheeseburgers are just meatloaf sandwiches with extra toppings.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 2009. Dang.

I'm getting married in a month, a week, and three days. I'm so excited I might explode.

My new favorite genre of YouTube channels is "Dark Academia Piano Music Playing in an Old Library While a Fire Burns and it's Raining Outside as You Read Your Spooky Books". It's my favorite thing to read spooky books to. youtu.be/lfAvxIJDi00?si…

❤️Cowboy Carter❤️

@LauraRbnsn My parents/evangelical ecosystem taught me to be kind, to live a life that inspires others to ask "Wow, what does he have that I am missing", to love the vulnerable and oppressed... ...but when I actually do those things, I'm called 'woke' and Leftist.

@ask_aubry Ah yes, the "Oh No, I Don't Like These Consequences of My Actions" type. Sucks to be him, lol.

This dude making me agree with his Fundy parents.

@NCStateFair No, but I was genuinely concerned someone had hacked my account bc my app auto logged me out. It's oddly a relief to know it's not just me.

*peeks in* Is this where we are now? #facebookdown #instagramdown

Love y'all dearly, but I think it's time I moseyed on over to Bluer Skies. You know the name to look for, I'll see ya around.

Happy Valentine's (Judgement) Day @WWE #RTruth #ValentinesDay    #JudgementDay

israel has money for a superbowl ad and congress is about to vote to give them the money we need to survive a recession and we’re just supposed to operate as normal

All I'm saying is that if you run into someone who has a normal-sounding job, maybe cross the street because odds are good that they're a secret bad ass.

@JohnWolfeYT Untitled Goose Game is my favorite way to get out my aggression after an 8hr customer service shift, so CLEARLY I'm a broken and violent sociopath incapable of feeling emotions.

Can think of no better description for Stardew Valley. What a sick facsimile of war made for broken men...