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He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for. Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

when Claude already wrote like 3k lines of code and I notice an error on my prompt

“I like to picture Donald Trump dressed like Jesus, and he’s using his magic Jesus powers to cure a guy like ET, and there’s a nurse and a soldier watching, and like a HUGE American flag and fireworks and the Statue of Liberty, and flyin demons lurking in the sky”

He’s off work? Make him too tired to do anything.

HEARTFELT: Phillies pitcher Taijuan Walker honors fans who cannot afford Home Run Derby tickets by throwing one every 5 days ❤️ What a Class Act! Baseball needs more people like him!

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

PEOPLE IN AUSTIN TEXAS ARE TAKING DOWN THE FLOCK CAMERAS FUCKING CHADS, RESOURCE: DEFLOCK.ORG

Being a Joel Embiid fan has taught me more about Biology than any professor ever could.

"ISWAEL, PWEASE STOP"

NOW: Ohio Republican lawmakers are introducing two different bills to overhaul the sports gaming/gambling system: - No online bets - Ban on in-game, prop and parlay bets - Limits wagers to $100 - No ads during games - No using credit cards to bet @WEWS @WCPO @OhioCapJournal

nothing ever happens crowd taking the aura gamble of a lifetime today

PA ANNOUNCER: It’s third down… Me this Fall:

NASA spent $4.1 billion to launch Artemis II, the first crewed moon mission since 1972. Seven hours in, Commander Reid Wiseman called Houston because Microsoft Outlook was broken on his tablet. He’d already tried turning it off and on again. It didn’t help. “I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working,” Wiseman said from Orion, currently on a 10-day trip around the moon. Why two Outlooks on one device? Because Microsoft ships two different email apps and calls them both “Outlook.” This has confused office workers for years. Apparently it follows you to space. Wiseman asked Houston to remote into his tablet and fix it. So NASA did exactly what your company’s IT department does, logged into his machine, poked around, got it working. Except the user was on his way to the moon. The tablet is a Microsoft Surface Pro loaded with Microsoft 365. NASA has a $100 million contract for those licenses across the agency. The crew uses them for email, schedules, and checking mission info. Same software your office runs, same headaches your office has. The computers actually flying the spacecraft are a different animal entirely. Two custom flight computers, built to survive the kind of radiation that would fry a normal laptop in seconds, running software built by Lockheed Martin. 20,000 times faster than what the Apollo astronauts had. If one computer dies, the other takes over instantly. These control life support, steer the ship, and handle every communication back to Earth. The Surface Pro runs Outlook. One half of Orion’s computing can survive cosmic radiation thousands of miles past the moon. The other half can’t stop two email apps from crashing at the same time. I looked up the history of space software bugs and it puts the Outlook thing in perspective. In 1999, NASA lost a $328 million Mars probe because one engineering team measured thrust in pounds and another used the metric system. Nobody caught it. The spacecraft came in too low and burned up in the Martian atmosphere. In 1962, a single missing symbol in a line of code destroyed a probe called Mariner 1 just 293 seconds after launch (under five minutes). That typo cost about $190 million in today’s money. Those bugs destroyed entire missions. Wiseman’s Outlook got fixed in a few hours. So did a toilet fan that jammed two hours after launch (in zero gravity, a broken toilet is a real problem). The computers keeping four humans alive at 25,000 mph around the moon never flinched.

Tiger Woods ain’t human.

Y'all make fun of Florida, but it's the only place with direct flights to the Moon.

You sure you good to drive bro?