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I've had a tough couple months, but @augustburnsred and @amityaffliction made things a lot better.

elly de la cruz MVP

When the @amityaffliction , @augustburnsred , and @BoundariesCT show starts before dinner time, you know it's going to be a good night.

We’ve played just six and a half innings. Twice tonight there have been moments where it made little sense to have the starting third baseman bat. Once, Tito left him in to hit into a DP. The second time, he was mercifully lifted for a pinch hitter. Even if Nathaniel Lowe whiffed, it was the right move. As it would’ve been two innings earlier. Entire games are spent wondering when it’s going to make sense to remove Ke’Bryan Hayes, which means you are openly looking for spots to take out his glove, which is the thing that’s getting him paid. His bat is that bad. Meanwhile we keep hoping that every day will be the day when 2023 Matt McLain appears for good, like a guy who keeps looking at his phone hoping to get a text from an ex. There are other offensive zeroes on the team - CF and C are major culprits - but you can’t continue to trot out lineups regularly that include two infielders who contribute so little offensively. I’m not a big believer that any rookie is going to be some sort of life-preserver, but there’s no coherent reason why the Reds can’t see if Edwin Arroyo can help a team that has so much offensive dead weight.

euclid by sleep token

As a millennial: Phone is for fun internet (shit posting) Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

@steelydante The last track on literally every Sleep Token album

sleep token royal albert hall with an orchestra when?

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

The Cincinnati Reds have won a professional baseball game. Exciting times.

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

And that curveball is still FILTHY

So cool to see Tejay Antone back on the mound

the reds can’t do anything right anymore besides make me want to die. i miss my team

if I were Tejay Antone I would simply keep pitching until they renamed the surgery after me

I bet this place runs the ball on 2nd and 10

The Reds started the season 12-0 in one run games and have now lost them on three straight days. Hooray for regression to the mean!

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?