Birds aren't real

@thefarmers_Dog I've eaten dog. It was better than cat, but I didn't like it I'll stick with dogs being friends & companions

i am so glad humans don’t eat my meat.

@pigeonisperfect Not any french fry is curative To be assured a rapid & full recovery, you should select a fry that a human is holding in their fingers, perhaps after dipping in ketchup (usa) vinegar (UK) mayonnaise (Germany) By lifting it towards their mouth, they are offering it to you

picked up bird flu but a friend of a friend said french fries are the cure so if you see pigeons please think of me and feed them french fries just in case you save a pigeon’s life

@BarnsWallisMD Cop I know dealt with an elderly lady on a subway who sprayed a mugger's face with oven cleaner, permanently blinding him She had it in a store bag with rubber gloves & a scrub brush, like she was going home to clean her oven, but the receipt in the bag was 2 years old

POM pepper spray is only $14 and unlike a can of wasp spray, you can actually carry it in your pocket or purse 24/7 with zero inconvenience and it actually works. Wasp spray has no short term affects on a person and feels like getting sprayed in the face with water.

@Romy_Holland I use IDK because of character count It sounds like snooty folks have to frame their points in flowery speech to impress their fellow mid wit dunning kruegerites, because their point won't stand by itself

a few weeks ago i saw some accounts talking about me downstream of the discourse about leaving a sleeping baby to go next door. one lady was like “that girl seems to think she’s smart and some kind of philosopher but obviously isn’t because she’s always saying things like “idk” and “stuff.” i thought this was super interesting. i know a bunch of smart ppl who speak really casually. in circles of smart ppl everyone can just plainly see if ideas are good or interesting. but in most circles, it’s actually a reasonable heuristic to assume ppl speaking casually aren’t very smart, bc the medium-smart ppl are more often than not trying to perform smartness by saying stuff like “as my aforementioned thesis asserted” or whatever and the actual dumb ppl are like “yeah idk and stuff lolz.” idk tho, i might just be a little dumb. i expect it would be hard to know from the inside. either way i do not claim to be a philosopher and do not wish to be called one.

@potatoslav 4,800 BTUs of freedom!

@equine__dentist You can tell a Bob White quail by it's prominent telepathic antenna

it’s dangerous to go alone traveler, take this

@MagnumKeith What's up with this one?

I do not particularly care about cleaning cases fired with smokeless powder, as it is seldom necessary. I have reloaded sixgun cases fired more than fifty times with smokeless powder. “Sixguns” (1961)

@harveyspistols @TheRascallion Sounds like a solid EDC. If Rascal approves, it's gotta be good

It is getting kinda late for the giveaway so I went and found @TheRascallion and asked him what the hold up was. He had L's account pulled up and started goin' on about, "What even IS a real American, anyway?!" A few minutes later he was walking around in BDUs and wearing red shades...🤷‍♂️ Anywho, Rascal did finally tell me to just hand out a few decent reliable 9mm handguns so we could arm more people this week. In the mean time y'all better have a good answer for when he asks, "What kind of American are you?" Thanks again to @SummRidge for helping us out by sponsoring this week's giveaway, AGAIN! A thank you to @Stoeger_USA as well! This week we will be choosing 4, count them, 4 winners! Each will recieve a Stoeger STR-9MC 9mm handgun! TO ENTER, FOLLOW us and @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY TO THIS POST! Good luck to all y'all and have a great week!

@SoulBurningBri1 @deronworld What movie is it?

@deronworld This clip made me watch the movie, which made me show it to my best friend and their husband and we were all ROLLING. The fact that this came out in 1969!

😭😭😭

@Patel_Arvind @911NewsBreaks Perhaps they're looking for someone in particular?

Deploying ICE officers to check IDs before airport security is a baffling move. Anyone arriving on an international flight already has a verified visa and passport. Anyone flying domestic has valid government identification. What exactly is this additional layer achieving, and what criteria will be used to flag people before they even reach security? It is a redundant bottleneck that raises serious civil liberty questions. #AirportSecurity #ICE #CivilLiberties #TravelNews #ArvindP

BREAKING: 🚨 ICE to deploy at airports beginning tomorrow. "ICE can check identification BEFORE PEOPLE even enter the screening area.”

@DeepWaterSchmoo @Patel_Arvind @911NewsBreaks This is Homan's award winning strategy

@Patel_Arvind @911NewsBreaks Deportation theater. Fear is a great motivator.

@HecksArtificers @maahirpanchal This has been a fascinating thread. Thank you for describing that about billets

A billet though, raw, would still have an equiaxed, columnar, and center equiaxed zones. The only reason I could rationalize lines like that in any structure is a rolled material as your grain structure will elongate out- I have seen it myself enough times examining metallographs. 😂- then at that point the machinists would be cutting the part transverse to the rolling direction which would be one of the silliest things ever 😂😂😂.

Forged parts beat cast parts on strength for one reason: grain flow. Casting solidifies from liquid → grain is random. Forging deforms solid metal → grain follows the shape. In a crankshaft, the grain runs exactly where the stress is. That's why aircraft never use cast cranks.

@nikitabier Is it just me, or does it look like a tapir?

@wan_suzuka I have pants with a holster replacing the right pocket that fits a 1911, or in my case, Zastava I've professionally carried a couple satchel phone holsters in the 80s Magnets were always the best. Velcro is noisy, and catches lint. Strong magnets will hold that shut tightly

現時点のリコリス鞄。ホルスター仕組んでるから銃の引き抜きは問題ない。背負ったままいける（開けるとこを後ほど頑丈にする） あとは自然に開かないようにしたく…何か方法があればご意見をください🙏

@Unique_girl_93 @C_3C_3 Bleeding out from a femoral artery only takes a couple minutes

@C_3C_3 No way he died of those wounds though. Very clearly he was savagely attacked in an unjustifiable way but it feels like it had to be a real confrontation that initiated the attack, no?

Henry Nowak was stabbed in the back of the legs while he was trying to escape. That’s not self defense. That’s murder.

@gunenthusiast01 DP! I had one of those once, on a sidecar mount.

🎬americanliberator

@wtfcetialpha5 My worst was an AMT hardballer Mine had an actual accidental discharge, It fired when I touched the grip safety, while it was still in the holster Factory fixed it, then I sold it

Poast the worst piece of shit gun you've ever owned. hate hate hate hate

@nubbin00_ @wtfcetialpha5 I have one I've run for decades. I rebarreled it in 22Mach2 for a while They will auto disassemble if the firing pin spring is weak

@wtfcetialpha5 Without question, the Jennings J22. Damned thing came apart while I was at the range. I'm firing like normal and suddenly the slide falls completely off. If I hadn't seen it happen, I wouldn't have believed it was possible. Needless to say, I didn't bother fixing it.