My Take

@BasedTorba The future of the next decade should not be largely decided by those who will not live to see it.

If there is a minimum voting age limit why isn’t there a maximum voting age limit? Why does someone who is 92 get to vote for the future of my kids? Any argument applied to the 17 year old can just as easily be applied the other way.

Really think about this. Small rural kentucky race. Consequential for a foreign nation. Sit with that for a minute.

@JoelWBerry You can also stop supporting the financial backing of Israel. Which would reduce the conflict in the Middle East. Which would affect gas prices. Which would affect the price of food. This little sandwich also cost less than $1 five years ago, and will cost $15 before long.

A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.

And this meal was less than $1 just 5 years ago. But of course he knows this. When you boil it all down, he’s being deliberately dense in order to justify bombing elementary schools in the Middle East.

@pnwguerrilla Guineas are so cool, but they are *L O U D* And don’t really “do” the coop thing. I had to get rid of mine because they got out of my run and were screaming in my neighbor’s yard at 3am. But if you live out in the middle of nowhere I’m sure they’re great

THEY ACTUALLY HAD THEM!!!! My local feed store had Guinea fowl chicks. These are supposedly one of the best defenses against ticks. I am excited asf.

@literally_chad @nigward000 Like I agree, “dinks” are a scourge, but just because people are childless doesn’t mean they fall into that category.

@literally_chad @nigward000 Your sympathies mean nothing then. Punishing people who are already suffering from infertility is retarded.

@SteaknShake I got food poisoning at a Steak ‘n Shake in Bradenton FL that nearly killed me.

Starting June 1, we’re doing things better at Steak n Shake — all our beef will come straight from pasture-raised cattle. This beef will be 100% grass-fed and grass-finished, making us the only American burger joint serving the healthiest kind of beef.

Put a 100 marbles in a jar, 14 blue marbles to represent the population of the West, and 86 red marbles to represent everyone else. If you draw a marble, blindly and at random, from the jar, you have a 14% chance of drawing a blue marble. This how @justalexoki sees the moment of conception. He thinks he is a random generic soul, fresh from the Well of Random Generic Souls, drawing a marble from the jar. 14% blue, 86% red. But you don't draw the marble. You are the marble. A blue marble only has a 14% chance of being selection in a random draw. But, in or out of the jar, a blue marble has a 100% chance of being blue. This is the Seagull Test, which is an inversion of the Breakfast Test. The Breakfast Test requires you to describe a hypothetical timeline where you skipped breakfast this morning, to prove you can imagine hypotheticals. The Seagull Test requires you to reject the question "What if you were a seagull?" as a nonsense question, to prove that you understand the difference between valid and nonsense hypotheticals. You can skip breakfast and still be you, but there is no version of you that can be a seagull, and no seagull that can, in any meaningful way, be you. To pass the Seagull Test, you must reject the question and refuse to answer, or, better yet, reframe the question so that it asks for the intended information in a coherent way, i.e. "What does it feel like to be a seagull?" Which is a very, very different question. I can, with good observational data and some intelligent speculation, possibly understand the thoughts and feelings of a Pakistani brick layer. But I cannot be one in any coherently possible universe, because I am, by definition, me. A blue marble.

@FiredUpCoug Investing in a good sidearm.

Remember me talking about my neighbor's dogs that keep pooping in our yard with zero care from the owner? One of them just chased my 6yo daughter while she was playing outside and bit her arm. 15 minutes before by 9yo daughter's birthday party. I'm not at the urgent care with my six year old and my wife is juggling a birthday party with 8 kids on her own. This is the second child this dog has bitten. We have already contacted animal control and filed a report. Is there anything else I should be doing?

Call me a socialist, idk, cover letters should not be a thing anymore. “Tell me, applicant, why would you like to be an employee at the ball crusher factory?” It’s a humiliation ritual.

They will never forgive you for your great, great, great grandfather teaching their great, great, great grandfather how to use a fork.

@TheNerdWASuit My animation professor called scooby-doo “illustrated radio” and I’ve never been able to get that out of my head.

I need to emphasize that as much as people tend to mock OG Scooby-Doo for how much it cut corners for animation, it's genuinely so damn funny.

@thewardoll @Catholic_bro What if it’s a good desire though, like the desire to have children? Should we ask for those righteous desires to be removed from us if they’re not meant for us, and what are we to do if/when God doesn’t remove them?

@Catholic_bro He won't. So long as you're in this flesh the desire for evil will remain. But thank God for that, because our salvation is in the struggle, and the pain draws us close to him.

Amen

“Your worst sin is that you called your Asian wife a fishhead with no cannons for nothing.” #mepoo

Successfully?

@joeybeastmarket Successfully?

This country has gone so backwards that unfuckable immigrants are successfully reverse MeTooing blonde White women

@EvangelicalDW Todd has gotten insufferable. All three of the deace show guys have become pretty exhausting.

The people with the easiest jobs, even among those who sit on their ass for a living, shouldn't lecture the men who don't on masculinity.

@bendellwerry I’d give anything in the world to have my wife hand me a positive test. I’d give anything to have a family. These kinds of videos just bum me tf out.

this is just a demoralization campaign. it’s also clear this kind of thing doesn’t work anymore. we’re not boomers.

She made $270k/yr for a decade or more. 50% of my friends are engineers in their 50s, unemployable bc H1-B competition at $15/hr, or cancelled for thought crimes...because of people like her. And their taxes were stolen to feed her. Cry me a river for the SJWs, @reason