Myla “Chosen” Pooh-Keybare

Per sources: Arch did not get ass last night

Halloweekend won #lank

Get my pookie Matthew Golden the football this is ridiculous

Investigate Ayton NOW

Marcus Smart already pissing me off

The Ryder Cup was so cringy this year

Made a huge burnerverse breakthrough today @JasperMarcus_ #sherlock

One year ago, Yabusele’s rim grazer broke the internet.

Caaaaaash

Yo @KingJames we need a 4th for golf today, lmk

Guggenheim better not ruin the sport I love

@EasygoingEddyG Really bonded with this one today

Alt H A C

@JasperMarcus_ This is quite the list, Jasper

Top 10 Best days on this app 1. Mary Kate Cornett (news broke) 2. Epstein Files 3. Ashton Hall 4. Trump shot 5. Lily Lang 6. Scuba Girl / Miami chuzz riding on street 7. Mary Kate Cornett (spoke on news) 8. Shedur Draft Slide 9. Goonacide 10. Biden dropping out

@JasperMarcus_ JAIL

Me when I take the horny honey and she’s in the bathroom and I see her deaf and blind dog

@JasperMarcus_ You’ve clearly been watching film

Scripting the first 10 plays tonight #CBTM

Matthew Golden is a Green Bay Packer what a great day to be alive

@EasygoingEddyG 3s are much classier. Put that pledge in his place

Ran into a pledge the other night and all he had were 9mg zyns. He laughed in my face for asking for some 3mgers. Apparently everybody competitively zyns these days, never casually. What happened to the game I love?

@JasperMarcus_ LeHenny is gods greatest gift

“Don’t let the white boy get even hotter” the left chanted in unison as Jasper grabbed the LeBron Henny bottle off the shelf

If you guessed the final four right you are really lame

Texas is DANCING! #MarchMadness @TexasMBB