THE Jasper Marcus

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THE Jasper Marcus

THE Jasper Marcus

@JasperMarcus_

Texas Hell Raiser | Geek Bar Manager | Blue Pow Sponsored Athlete | Belongs to Country Club | Barbour Ambassador |

Katılım Şubat 2023
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THE Jasper Marcus
THE Jasper Marcus@JasperMarcus_·
me at the bar when the 3 tells me I should buy her a drink
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She net on my yahu and that is rael
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It’s free. Pump it now for meeee
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HOLD THE LINE. BUY BEAUTY AND THE WHALE
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Definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. So stupid how we're home run or bust every year. Who cares about the pitching, can't expect to win a playoff game scoring one run.
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Couldn’t be more down bad right now. Was throwing up in local last night at 1:30am and now getting my ass handed to me in the gym. Also I forgot to drink any water in between then and now.
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Took shot with formal date and about to throw up. This is why we play.
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Afters w the dude who has a girlfriend is so dark for him. Like he could be getting play but instead he’s listening to me ramble on about how the f150 is the cornerstone of america
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Was so hammered playing pool I made 3 in a row and I asked guy I was playing each shot what ball I was and then finally I hit the 8 ball in and then he called me a pussy. What the fuck
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Smoked the cart down so much I think I was huffing metal at the end. I am not a clanker tho
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I didn’t know this could come out of a human
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I just fucking shat myself because I couldn’t get to a toilet in time this is so fucking bad holy shit what do I do
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Call me mister do it all the way I poop and goon at once #goop
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“I’m not drinking I drank yesterday” are the worst types of people in the world.
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Taking out your phone with pen in same pocket around your parents is like surgery
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