Kristian D'Arienzo

@AllenCaps1995 I love analytics, but Chayka strikes me as conversant, not an authority on the math. I've never heard him demonstrate actual fluency. And I definitely haven't heard a hockey exec who showed they can tell a Hunting, from a Lambeau, from a Tom, from a dude w/ a B in Stats 300.

"Do them dirty, in front of they squad" ~That reporter

@The__RedDot The FITTED sheet rage is real! If I get up to fix that, It's Rombauer Hour.

I’ll see you in hell, fitted sheets.

If I had a nickel for every time Montreal got massively out shot in a game seven and still won, I'd put both nickels towards the therapy I need for it.

much respect for greg wyshynski for not shying away from this

@spelunky_ I don't know if I'd go with funny so much as sad and embarrassing for the creator of the video. Duderbo thought he made this dramatic buildup but really it's the kind of thing where your professor says, "You put a lot of effort in..." and then walks out of the room.

the joke here is that the person who made it is extremely delusional & tom wilson can & has beat the shit out of ryan reaves

just found the funniest video in the entire world so the rest of you guys can stop the search

Using a GIF or photo, post your biggest cinema crush.

@LemonLymancom Sorkin, that man could make *anything* into music.

"Enemies Foreign and Domestic" aired 24 years ago today

@awk_ashleigh You have a strong following for a reason, many MANY people love what you do. We'll watch what you put on in its place. You don't have to fight YouTube lawyers or shakedown artists to keep us watching. We are here for the awesome awkwardness that is you.

Not good news

FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER

Caps have the opportunity to reacquire one of their all time greatest defenseman who they previously traded away this off-season

@TheCupitals oh, I found the home broadcast but it was in 360p, spliced @JoeBpXp @Laughlin18 voices into the HD broadcast, but their commentary ran long so looped in some more footage of the Phone Booth screaming to match the time. & Semin fighting for the puck post face off!

Saw someone else post it was the anniversary of the Sergei Fedorov Game 7 game-winner against NYR. It didn't have audio so I decided to post this one myself because it was the loudest I ever heard the building and it deserves to have audio #ALLCAPS youtube.com/watch?v=13Yovs…

@TheCupitals 1. THANK YOU! 2. I was there. The decibel level was such that even after ppl finally sat down you could feel the 400s shaking under your feet..

@brockseeman @Ecnerwal23 Perspective geometry; the math taught in 4th grade, is a huge chunk of umpire training, even in if you coach rec leagues. They're specifically trained not to make this mistake, it's even got a name, Parallax Error. And umps are taught how run the baseline and not make it.

@Ecnerwal23 Check this out

Just saw the absolute worst fair/foul call in the history of the game Not hyperbole Padres got jobbed I’m not sure why the umpire called it a fair ball And it is not reviewable Horrible

@TheCinesthetic Written & directed by the dude who just wrote & directed Field of Dreams; w/ Poitier, Redford, Kingsley, Strathairn, (River) Phoenix, & Aykroyd starring... & ppl didn't buy tickets! The worms feasting on David O. Selznick in 1992 could have done a better job marketing this film.

Sneakers (1992) got buried by a goofy title and clumsy marketing, but underneath it is a ridiculously well cast, sharply written caper with real wit and gorgeous early 90s craft. People are only now catching on to how good it always was.

@TheCinesthetic People should go back and see Nic Cage at 20. Dude was ripped.

Nicolas Cage says his abs in the mirror scene in Ghost Rider weren’t CGI, even though many people assumed they were: “They are real, and that’s why I’ll never work out that hard again. Because everybody said it was CGI.”

@TheCupitals He's earned his choice, I'm grateful either way. But rooting for any Tkachuk feels like I just came off the ice hungry, saw a meatball, devoured it, and 3 bites in realized it was cat food.

@Mynos I think Ovi is back for a farewell tour

Told, y’all.. #ALLCAPS - Listen to my ramble I’m linking in the replies if you’re interested or bored and need something to do. Brady Tkachuk fits this team big time. We basically become the MonStars without the TuneSquad’s plot armor in Space Jam.

@upstatefederlst We did. U think I can whistle the Andy Griffith Show theme bc I'm 90? Or that I know ~Identical Cousins~ bc of Vine? U think 65 yr olds get why the Muppets are awesome but don't know Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, or Carol Burnett? We also loved Voltron & bought lunch w/o help.

People out here acting like 80s and 90s kids regularly watched movies from the 50s and 60s.

@TheCinesthetic As absolute Masterclass from Roth, Oldman, and Dreyfuss offering a clinic on both Stoppard & Shakespeare. When's he gonna start delving, I asked myself.

the genius of Rosencrantz & Guildenstern: watching two characters desperately try to matter in a narrative that doesn’t care about them. Stoppard turns powerlessness into philosophy. Gary Oldman and Tim Roth become metaphors for human insignificance.

@yvan_theriault Very rich and successful woman moves 8K miles away to be retired for a year is NOT a parenting brag, it's an impossibility for 339,985,000 of the 40M ppl in the USA. And THAT'S what was required 50yrs ago to escape Charles Manson. Da fuck is wrong with you?

À la fin des années 1960, Angela Lansbury réalisa que sa fille adolescente fréquentait un groupe lié à Charles Manson – avant les crimes, avant que son nom ne devienne tristement célèbre. Elle prit immédiatement conscience du danger. Sa réaction fut rapide et décisive. À l'époque, Lansbury était une star incontournable, vivant à Malibu, au sommet de sa gloire. Sa fille Deirdre avait été entraînée dans le milieu de la drogue et attirée par une figure charismatique qui rassemblait de jeunes adeptes dans les canyons de Los Angeles. « Cela me fait mal de le dire », admit plus tard Lansbury, « mais à un moment donné, Deirdre faisait partie d'un groupe dirigé par Charles Manson. Elle était parmi les nombreux jeunes qui le connaissaient – et ils étaient fascinés. » Lansbury n'attendit pas de voir comment les choses évolueraient. Elle rompit ses contrats, mit fin à sa carrière florissante et quitta le tumulte d'Hollywood. Elle déménagea avec toute sa famille dans une ferme du comté de Cork, en Irlande – un lieu calme, isolé et loin de Los Angeles. « J’ai dit à Peter : “Il faut qu’on parte” », se souvient-elle. « Je savais qu’il fallait qu’on s’en aille. Je ne pouvais pas rester là à regarder mes enfants se perdre. » Pendant une année entière, elle a refusé tous les rôles. Elle cuisinait. Elle s’occupait du jardin. Elle se concentrait sur son rôle de mère. Pas de scénarios. Pas de premières. Juste le travail quotidien et régulier de guider ses enfants sur le chemin du retour. Et ça a marché. Loin du chaos et de cette influence néfaste, Deirdre et son fils Anthony ont commencé à se reconstruire. Plus tard, Deirdre a épousé un chef italien et a ouvert un restaurant florissant en Californie. Anthony est devenu réalisateur de télévision. Des années plus tard, la série qui allait définir la carrière de Lansbury – Arabesque – a duré douze saisons et a fait d’elle l’une des figures les plus emblématiques de la télévision. Mais bien avant que Jessica Fletcher ne résolve sa première énigme, Angela Lansbury avait déjà fait le choix le plus important de sa vie. Elle a choisi ses enfants plutôt que sa carrière. Sans hésiter. Sans regrets. Elle avait compris une chose simple et puissante : ni la célébrité ni le succès ne valent la peine de sacrifier le bien-être de sa famille. Elle a tout abandonné pour protéger ses enfants. Et elle a réussi.