Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio
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Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio
@MysterioSheldon
fire nathaniel hackett
Katılım Kasım 2023
89 Takip Edilen13 Takipçiler
First first date in 5 years tonight. Do I:
1. Bring up Benjamin Netanyahu
2. Ask about her thoughts of the Jews
3. Bring up Benjamin Netanyahu
Let me know
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3rd straight day of showing up to work with nothing to do. I scroll twitter, gamble, take an hour lunch, dream about going on a float trip with my pals, go home. Not the worst summer
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Thinking about when my buddy screamed “CMON CP GO CP” in a family restaurant during the World Cup talking about Pulisic
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@lemonademan99 Kirko feels like a bad omen, it’s over for sure now
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Hinge match likes the strokes, she smokes cigs when she drinks, and word dropped retarded last night. She’s the one. Gonna fumble this for sure #nolightattheendofthetunnel
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@lemonademan99 I’ve asked all my friends why do I only see the world in black and white now and will the pain ever go away
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I’ve asked all of my friends who voted for trump to send me their grocery bills and gas receipts
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I have texted all my coworkers who voted for Zohran to send me a photo of their A/C set to 78.
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Yes dude, shadow box in front of all the benches in the gym! Everyone loves you!
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@CamWegener1 Clash also made the suicidal thoughts come back, grinding tho
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@MysterioSheldon saw you on clash today… welcome back. the clan has missed you
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Downloaded hinge again, 2 swipes, felt the suicidal thoughts come back, deleted. #newrecord
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Sarah Reese lookalike contest at my house in my room at 8pm!
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@lemonademan99 Elon Bust, can you make mom love pop again
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@MysterioSheldon Elon Munsk. Can I have million dollar?
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Update here: sent the post to my boy who had his profile views on (amateur) and she blocked all of my friends and family again #wewillgetemnexttime
Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio@MysterioSheldon
Ex girlfriend is on boyfriend number 2 since the breakup (less than a year ago) and has already posted tik toks of them “falling in love”. Might load up the barbell with 405 and see how that moves on my neck!
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@lemonademan99 Will keep that in mind, thank you Elon for making this a safe space for me
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@MysterioSheldon This is why real chuds don’t venture out of the x.com realm
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@lemonademan99 Idk if anyone can get more autistic than the last one
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@MysterioSheldon Is this one more or less autistic than the last?
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Ex girlfriend is on boyfriend number 2 since the breakup (less than a year ago) and has already posted tik toks of them “falling in love”. Might load up the barbell with 405 and see how that moves on my neck!
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ChatGPT when I ask it to put my boys face on a nazi soldier
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End users when you say you can’t give them their coworker’s password so they can “get a file that their coworker hasn’t sent them”
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@MysterioSheldon Joji this joji that, why don’t you jo-get a a job and some bitches
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Joji dropped a deluxe album ladies and gentlemen. Gonna be a depressing weekend
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