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Whether riding a bicycle on Capitol Hill or joking about Congress on the Late Show, Stephen Colbert is always outspoken. We’re all proudly in tandem with you on your next adventure. Thank you @stephenathome!

Stephen Colbert has a talent for making people laugh and encouraging them to stay curious, stay engaged, and stay hopeful about the world around them. @StephenAtHome: Thank you for your voice, your creativity, and so many memorable conversations over the years. Cheers to you.

@cheernastix Yes it was, the fire challenge hadn’t been shown yet and he accidentally revealed Rizzo lost

I am so confused rn was that an error???! #survivor50

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

$15M for painting the Lincoln Reflecting Pool electric-blue. $100M for a giant Arch named after Trump. $1B for Trump’s ballroom. If this administration is interested in rooting out government waste, they can take a look at Trump's taxpayer-funded vanity projects.

Xi didn't greet trump at the airport. He's only buying 200 Boeings from the U.S., not the 500 expected. trump lavished praise on him like a pathetic fanboy. Xi made trump his BITCH. Be a shame if this picture got retweeted all over and went viral.

WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken. Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines. So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it. Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.

I am BEGGING reporters: Couldn't just ONE of you come to these Mike Johnson press briefings with an iPad LOADED with trump's latest idiotic statements, so he can stop saying "I haven't heard/seen it?"? How hard would that be? JFC.

trump calls the White House a “shithouse.” Calls a reporter a “bitch.” Screams at Iran: “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards.” And not a peep from the media. Do not become numb to this. None of this is acceptable. How far we have fallen as a nation.

donald trump has arrived. #metgala

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." Spoken like a true rapist.

Best sales pitch ever.

We, the people, will move this nation forward in November.

MASSIVE BREAKING: Democrats in the House Oversight Committee just released this statement: “For the last few weeks, Oversight Democrats have been investigating the FBI’s handling of allegations from 2019 of sexual assault on a minor made against President Donald Trump by a survivor. Oversight Democrats can confirm that the DOJ appears to have illegally withheld FBI interviews with a survivor. Covering up direct evidence of a potential assault by the President of the United States is the most serious possible crime in this White House cover up.”

WOW!!! JUST GOT A CALL FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (TOP LEVEL) THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD) HAVE COMPLETELY “HIJACKED” THE NEWS ON HIS “BIG SPEECH DAY” WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. FOX NEWS IS WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE OF ME AND MY “ROAD SHOW.” MY RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF! MUCH BETTER THAN DOZY’S. PEOPLE ARE NOW SAYING THAT I SHOULD DELIVER THE SPEECH INSTEAD OF TRUMP’S “STATE OF THE SNOOZE.” I WOULD CRUSH IT. EVEN WITH DYSLEXIA. ESPECIALLY WITH DYSLEXIA! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T NEED THE TELEPROMPTER (VERY ADVANCED SKILL, VERY RARE). I MEMORIZE. IT’S CALLED PREPARATION. LOOK IT UP, DON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! —GOVERNOR GCN

Trump just made James Talarico a US Senator

Last night, CBS refused to air Stephen Colbert’s interview with Texas Democrat James Talarico after pressure from Trump. Colbert addressed the issue with his audience and released the clip online anyway. RETWEET to thank Colbert for standing up for free speech!

If you are ever turned away at the polls, your LEGAL response must be: “Please give me a provisional ballot, with a receipt, as required by law.” 🗳️ Spread the word! 🗳️