Kris 🌻💛

Explaining the subtle hues of grey to a black and white thinker.

I got to a lot of dinner parties and I always get asked the same questions. "Who are you?", "How did you get into our house?", "Why are you wearing my clothes?" It's absolutely tedious.

You’re killing me nerd.

@LarrysTwin99 Try "let's bump uglies" next time.

She stopped sexting when I said we should play bumper cars with our genitals.

@pablo336lbs I know

@MythicalCrystal I got one hand on my dick

@MythicalCrystal magical crystal. Have a great night tonight

@pablo336lbs Needs and wants...

@MythicalCrystal I don’t think I need six

If I got out, where am I gonna go?

The more I paint the more I like everything. —Jean-Michel Basquiat

your assignment is you. water you.

@pablo336lbs 6 is the low bar

@MythicalCrystal Kris, you have to realize you have to go big or go home

@pablo336lbs Some 6 hot dogs eh

@pablo336lbs You're tweeting good but bro.

I’m barely hanging on by a thread

the negative space matters just as much

This little guy watching me work today 🙏🙏

i asked the birds to make you laugh

Pray for me, im ok i just want superpowers

let your hatred tell your body what to do

I love him 16x20