@Kaiserin_fcb @Rothmus Is it more possible to die from gorilla fent?
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A Sword of irony
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A Sword of irony
@MythosofLogos
Irony bites a fool without sense. The word of God truly makes wise the simple, and makes nothing those who think they are something.
Montréal, Québec Katılım Ağustos 2016
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@MythosofLogos @Rothmus The fact you retards think you can’t be suffocated from that part of the neck being crushed proves you need to take an anatomy class.
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@GuyJones1111 "Jesus did not die to make us a better person"
What's the point of putting the old man to death then?
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@Kaiserin_fcb @Rothmus Had enough fent in his system to knock out a gorilla, but somehow died from knee to the back of his neck
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@Rothmus It’s been disproven time and time again, he didn’t overdose.
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I would say that some moderate version of the “dead internet theory” is true.
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A Sword of irony retweetledi
You could say whatever you want about any of the Christian saints, popes, martyrs, reformers, church fathers, venerated dead. Heck, you can even mock Christ on Joe Rogan's podcast and not lose any Evangelical podcast listeners.
But Corrie Ten Boom is off limits. Interesting.
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@tom_barmadillo @TomBuck Her desire to sleep with other men might still be there. Personally I'd be willing to gamble on that if I love the woman. But I wouldn't gamble on an adult raping a child.
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If someone argues that a former promiscuous woman is "damaged goods" and questions whether a Christian young man should marry her, remember Rahab.
She was a Canaanite prostitute but became a mother in the lineage of Jesus. God redeemed her, cleansed her, and Salmon married her.
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@TheJollyBrawler @TomBuck Oof this will short circuit the liberal brain
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@TomBuck God cleanses and forgives pedophiles.
Should our daughters marry pedophiles?
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@MrTimothyRenfro Many people reject the gospel every day
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@MythosofLogos So grace is resistible? That would mean you are not a Calvinist.
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"Daddy, what are Calvinists?"
"They are people who believe that God does not want to save everyone."
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@MrTimothyRenfro Yes, this is proven by their ability to sin
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@MythosofLogos Can your God create human beings with agency/choice? It doesn’t seem like the Calvinist God can.
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@TomBuck Sometimes our enemies are also the broken reed we lean upon
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One thing the sin of Achan demonstrates is that God’s enemies aren’t always outside the camp.
Sometimes they’re right inside the camp!
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@Brian_Sauve Even in his death, they won't give us the luxury of celebrating it
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@TomHicks2LCF @WWUTTcom "but he really wishes they were saved 😔"
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“Daddy, what are Arminians?”
“They are the people who believe God wants to save everyone but fails.”
Timothy Renfro@MrTimothyRenfro
"Daddy, what are Calvinists?" "They are people who believe that God does not want to save everyone."
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If you can get enough followers, likes, and reshares, then you matter, and you’ve proved everyone wrong.
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@penelopedidit2 @oldcuster75 @jujubenby @Brian_Sauve Your reading comprehension is very poor if you think my previous claim "insinuates" I believe women only exist for childbearing.
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@MythosofLogos @oldcuster75 @jujubenby @Brian_Sauve You insinuate that childbearing is the only thing women are here for. Please tell me you aren't that simple minded.
Childbearing is not all we are. If it were, we wouldn't have a brain capable of deciding not to bear children.
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Sisters, you were made to be your husband's helper—but you'll find that everyone wants your help, from the corporation to the women's ministry.
One discipline to cultivate?
The ability to say no when your "Yes" would be a no to your husband. More on this week's Bright Hearth!
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“Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby,”
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Conspiracy theorists be like: “Ha! I guess we’re not supposed to notice the missing fingers, huh?”
Ambassador Mike Huckabee@GovMikeHuckabee
My meeting w/ @IsraeliPM was today. He sure looked alive & was in great spirits. News to the contrary? Phony as a Kosher pork chop.
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Modern Biblicist/Evangelical Bible Summarized:
- OT : God loves Hebrews Best. Super Special Boys. You will never be one, but you have a duty to bless them for reasons.
- NT : Good news! God loves you to, kinda... so just be a good person and bless Israel.
Eric Metaxas@ericmetaxas
This is a misreading. Christians are obliged to work toward a biblically-based culture. BUT WITHIN LIMITS. We believe in Religious Liberty. Anything leaning toward theocracy is inherently against the biblical view. So Sharia & Catholic Integralism are un-American. VERY IMPORTANT.
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@DefiantBaptist Must be one of my curry seasoned neighbors
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Which one of you savages is responsible for this sign being necessary? 😐
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BREAKING: William Kelso Flournoy, a man pretending to be a woman, was arrested in WA state after he allegedly R*PED an infant girl.
Why does this keep on happening?!
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