ⁿ⁸
230 posts


@esjesjesj how do you larp christianity im crying

The entire crew is visible on video when suddenly a jar of Nutella flies in from behind the camera - with perfect rotation to show the label. There’s absolutely nothing strange about this.

the moon is a girl and the sun is a girl and the earth is also a girl

I’m tired. My house keeper loves watching tv. I’ve told her many times to sit down and watch with me but she won’t listen. She just smiles and leaves. Then a while later I see her sneaking back to watch. So I’ve learnt to sit still so she doesn’t know I can see her watching, sometimes I’m pressed but I can’t get up. Oti su mi 🤣

BREAKING: All major broadcast TV networks will be interrupting their programming to air Trump’s address tonight.






























