Manasa Venkataraman

Godmen are the worst. God, men are the worst.

@vinaykesari Lovely! What’s that toy that baby is playing with?

On some days (most days, actually), I want a revolution. Every woman stops doing what she does. Stop running homes, workplaces, walk out. Walk the fuck out on the streets. It's a wonder we aren't showing our anger. Oh, wait, we can't. *give me all the gyaan now* NOT.

@HerFunkness @TheNaikMic @MainBhiPhenku Shambhavi* LMAO

@HerFunkness @TheNaikMic @MainBhiPhenku Shanbhag I, I think the trick to lure Asa Maushi is to market it as cat sitting.

@sowmyarao_ Goals. How was the car ride to Cubbon?

Successfully did family picnic in Cubbon w 2 month old baby, 5 year old baby, the gramps and Bruno. Achievement unlocked max

@srinivas88 @MainBhiPhenku Thank you!

@nasac @MainBhiPhenku Congratulations

@nikhiljoisr @amruthajalihal @smruthy90 @ron_riddle @adityakothari @jiteshluthra @triya2799 @MotwaniSuhas This is wonderful! Congrats Nikhil and Nandita!

Got engaged to the only person in these pictures who doesn’t have a twitter account. Probably explains why she agreed to marry me. Thrilled to have been able to share the day with family. ( Her name is Nandita - I have a copy paste message if you’re more curious and text or DM)

@thesethist @mehtasaurus @ISBedu My house.

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“Razors” are rules of thumb that simplify decisions. The most valuable razors I’ve discovered:

Don’t use the landline when I’m surfing the web.

I woke up to the upsetting news that my sister and her husband in #Austin were victims of a hate crime. Their car got keyed with hateful, anti-Semitic, alt-right, homophobic messages (TW) Can @Austin_Police @TheCityOfAustin @austintexasgov investigate and make her feel safer?

@HerFunkness Heh 💕

@HerFunkness What is this superpower I don’t want it

Consider this my apology to all chefs and their unsuspecting children.

@HerFunkness Uff

I remember the first time @prakashmenon51 told @mehtasaurus @DevikaKher, @nasac and me this story about 'bounce parties' and us being astounded by all of it. Time to write your memoirs, sir. :) theprint.in/opinion/i-coul…

@HerFunkness Mmhrotd asa 💕

@lavanya_mani @roshanabbas Thank you. Calling