Neil Kanning

As a dentist, watching @JasonKelce and @tkelce advertise @getquip is the best! “If you have something stuck between your teeth this thing will rocket launch it out the back of your fucking gums” I wish I could say this to patients. @newheightshow

🚨WOW!!! Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic! Pac-Man is back. Salad bar is back. Red cups are back. Booths for families. "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."

@RealMNchiefsfan Happy Birthday Isabelle from Liberty Missouri. Have a great day!

Hey all, it's Isabelle's birthday. 13 years old. Every year, I ask you to wish her happy birthday and tell her where your doing it from so she knows the world is celebrating her birthday. And every year, you all make her day and make me a hero. Could you do it again?

@FB_FilmAnalysis Clearly no OL jerseys on those trash cans otherwise one would’ve gotten run into /ducks/

Many thanks Slate for the kind words about Foqos. Break off your phone with any barcode, NFC tag or QR code. ALL FREE! slate.com/technology/202…

These first 3 picks and some cap shenanigans to sign Cam Jordan and Tyreek to a couple 1 yr ring chasing deals and we might just have something.

The Chiefs traded up for Mansoor Delane, taking a huge swing early in the draft to add blue chip talent. I wrote about Delane's college film, where he wins, and what he needs to show for that swing to be worth it. You should read it. 🔗mnchiefsfan.substack.com/p/mansoor-dela…

This man is a leader. Ten years ago he had a crazy idea. Let’s train a computer vision model that can drive a car. It was an idea that was ahead of its time. We didn’t have the giant Nvidia clusters we have now back then. An end to end neural network to handle the entire driving task was impractical and a pipe dream. His team faced technical challenges. Pushback. Jeers and screams from every journalist who said it would never work. Resistance from regulators. And he persisted. He kept investing. Any other CEO probably would have given up, and shut the project down. He didn’t. He never gives up. And now, he’s finally cracked the self-driving problem and is rolling out the first driverless cars using just computer vision in history. Now Europe has self-driving for the first time. He kept pushing and pushing until he broke through. And he’ll keep on pushing until every country in the EU has self-driving. A huge amount of credit goes to Ashok, the Tesla AI team, Andrej Karpathy, the chip team, and many technical geniuses. But it’s often not appreciated that visionary leadership was required to even bring this team together, and allow them to thrive. You can disagree with him, mock him, glorify or vilify him. Just about the only thing you can’t do is ignore him. Because he changes things. He pushes the bar higher. He leads our species forward. Thank you so much to the entire Tesla team (including Elon) for building us such incredible products. My Tesla makes my life better and easier every day, especially the self-driving. I hope everyone on the Tesla team knows how impactful their work is to the lives of millions of customers.

Me: “Do you have any books on turtles?” Librarian: “Hard back?” Me: “Yeah, with little heads.”

What you set your mind on will determine the type of person you become. Focus on the ways you’ve been wronged and you’ll be bitter. Focus on what’s good, true & noble…you’ll be joyful.

Bennett Stirtz leans on his faith after Iowa's loss. "Nothing's going to satisfy you in life except for God."

Bennett Stirtz has one turnover in Iowa’s Elite Eight run. He has played 120 minutes and brought the ball up in nearly every Iowa possession. Dawg.

Congrats @RogerStirtz! Happy for you, Bennett , and your family. Go @TheIowaHawkeyes

@SenWarren Yeah - no. Stop spending first.

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me. It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.

ALS has gradually taken away Kenneth’s ability to speak. Through Neuralink’s VOICE clinical trial, he’s exploring how a brain-computer interface designed to translate thought to speech could help restore autonomy in his daily life. Watch to learn more:

Yeah I’m sorry this is the greatest throw ever made in-game

He is him. Maikel Garcia is the MVP of the 2026 #WorldBaseballClassic! 🇻🇪

The atlanta airport designers were like "and then what if we had them run a 5k"

@JJWatt I say no tip, but I know your situation. As a celebrity I'm sure you worry about the optics. Don't tip.

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?