Lionel Hutz

@analyst4sports_ It was pretty fun when Iowa won 9 in a row.

Truly don’t understand how people can get so into college wrestling when 1 team runs the sport. How is it even fun or entertaining?

@itano_tim @ChipSeagle He's an Iowa guy, and Iowa's had good luck developing guys who wrestled in high school into high level centers. Lindenbaum's replacement at Iowa, Logan Jones, just won the Rimington Trophy.

@NCStuart80 @ChipSeagle Thanks. The strength/agility/quickness/technique he demonstrates here is crazy.

When people ask me why I prefer Buck to Wide Zone or Stretch, here’s what I should show them as I say, "I have coached football for over 40 years, watched 1,000s of hours of game film, and I have never coached or coached against a Center that could do this." Down blocks are easier to teach and execute. Now, if you have one of these, by all means, carry on.

@itano_tim @ChipSeagle The highest paid center in the NFL.Tyler Linderbaum.

@ChipSeagle Just wondering who the C is in the clip...

@Hassel_Chris @ChrisMWilliams Generally, a color book is designed more for pre-k kids. But since it's for ISU fans, it's probably age appropriate for middle schoolers.

What kind of sick-minded librarian would think it’s ok to subject middle school kids to this kind of literature?

@PennStateMafia @JeffreyTheGreek Nice straw man argument. No one said that they shouldn't be ranked. The argument is that they're too high when they haven't even competed as a conference member. There's a lot of examples where a couch performs well outside the conference and fall on their face once they join.

@NCStuart80 @JeffreyTheGreek Shouldn't even rank them. All time winningest coach at their schools. Who cares?!

This is the DEFINITIVE B1G Coaches Rankings for 2026

@c3trips Yes, we did. And I'd like to beat ISU in anything and everything. But unlike ISU, whether our season is a success doesn't depend on whether we win that particular matchup.

@NCStuart80 Did you beat us in anything this year?

Iowa only had 1 more win vs an NCAA Tournament team (3) this year than Miami of Ohio (2).

@JeffreyTheGreek @PennStateMafia Two coaches haven't even played, let alone won, a game in this conference.

@PennStateMafia No. No it’s not. 🤣

@JeffreyTheGreek @Brian_onX Tell your wife something and she blows it off. She hears the same thing from someone else, and it's the most profound thing that she's heard.

@Brian_onX It’s inexplicable

my wife: "i love you so much, i couldn't imagine life without you!". also my wife 24/7:

@TukiFromKL We see plenty of self-represented individuals using AI in litigation. It's not even remotely close to replacing a competent litigator. Getting bad legal advice is far more dangerous than not having any.

🚨 Do you understand what just happened? A guy in Florida asked ChatGPT to sell his house. Not help him sell it. SELL IT. Pricing, Marketing, Showings, Contract.. Everything. Sold in 5 days. The average real estate agent takes 6% commission. On a $400K house that's $24,000. For what? Putting it on Zillow and sending you emails? This man paid $20 a month for ChatGPT and did the whole thing from his couch. Real estate agents spent 20 years telling you the process is too complicated for normal people. That you need a professional. That the paperwork is too risky without them. It was gatekept. And a chatbot just kicked the gate open.. Lawyers are next, Accountants are next, Financial advisors are next.. Every profession that made you feel stupid so you'd pay them is about to get the same treatment. The middleman economy is dying. And it's not dying because AI is smarter than them.. It's dying because AI proved you were always smart enough to do it yourself. You just weren't allowed to..

@Jjonahjames69 Kid doesn't know what a handle is. That's a 750.

7 days, 217 beers, 2 handles, 2 men. Will show the aftermath in a week.

I’m going to kill myself

@Fulk_8 @JarrodPike @JeffreyTheGreek How about the last game of the regular season instead?

@JarrodPike @JeffreyTheGreek Nothing like a score from 10 years ago.

The lion does not concern himself with off season propaganda

@jacksettleman Did they do testing beforehand on the coefficient of friction or impact testing?

Maybe I’m dumb but why is this getting dunked on so hard? • Tries something very creative • Got buzz because it was cool • Product didn’t work • Commissioner listens to players & coaches • Pivots Wouldn’t this actually be a masterclass in how to operate?

@ZmillaTLK_ @ChiClone69 Because the 200 level didn't sell out.

@NCStuart80 @ChiClone69 Didn’t sell tickets for 300 level

Exhibit A of Iowa State fans when planes are involved in the travel to the game

@RedWavePress Just think how much he'd make if he saw 30 patients last month!!

MUST WATCH: Fox News exposes likely massive healthcare fraud in California, where one physician, living out of state, in his 80s, billed 76,000 claims totaling nearly $600 million to Medicare. The physician living in Las Vegas now says he doesn’t know the patients that are billing under his name. “I don’t know them.” “Last month I saw 10-15 [patients]… I don’t do the billing [and] I’ve never billed Medicare for any of these patients.”

@SlaterKinnick_ @HailVarsity @HurrdatSports Should be practicing how to shake hands

@HailVarsity @HurrdatSports Those handshakes are awesome, keep it up boys!

Spring football highlights but it’s just the handshakes 🤣 Anthony Colandrea wasn’t kidding about all these handshakes he’s remembered.

@HawkeyeSanity @Hassel_Chris @ChrisMWilliams Lost some weight, too.

@Hassel_Chris @ChrisMWilliams Williams taller with more hair in this pic or is that just me?

With both the Cyclones and Hawkeyes playing early games on Thursday, Chris & Chris will be live at 4p CT for a little early happy hour.

@isualum @CycloneATH @CycloneFB Clown

Anyone know the answer? 🤔🌪️