Noah Cannold

@5m2a7x @ThePretsky @Senators And Fox News

@ThePretsky @Senators You forgot to add "christ is king" "follower of christ", "maga", "trump won", "Epstein island never happened" etc above the guy on the right.

Today on International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia, and every day, we stand for love and against discrimination. We continue to strive to make our game an inclusive space for all to ensure that hockey is for everyone! 🏳️‍🌈 #IDAHOBIT

@Tesla_AI @Tesla What about the @cybertruck

When summoned, your Tesla can now drive up to 8 mph (13 km/h)

ASS now 33% faster

@Plane_Trotter @ImMeme0 What this guy spends in haircuts in a year would take me 58.33 years. I get maybe 3 haircuts a year for $40 including tip

@ImMeme0 I get like 5 haircuts a year. ~$30 after tip. This guy spends in a week what I spend in a year. 😅

Barber from Philly shows his longtime client paying $5,500 in advance for weekly haircuts for the entire year, plus an additional $1,500 tip. What do you think?

Man even Turtle lasted longer in the cage with Ronda.

What is stopping you and your partner from joining this challenge? 👀

@Variety It’s only an inch dude, he’s 6 ft 2, you are 6 ft 1

Miles Teller says he is usually the tallest person on movie sets. Then he worked with Adam Driver on #PaperTiger. "My hand felt very small when Adam shook it."

@BatmanTweetzz @grok Why does Brad Pitt look like Elon in this ai generated image

Hey @grok, who would be the perfect actor to play Elon Musk from this lineup??

@RpsAgainstTrump I thought he loved the uneducated

Trump: “That’s why we call them the ‘Dumbocrats’. Because they're dumb. Dumb people”

@screentouch86 This isn’t based on recent stories in the news is it?

How did he do that?

@Iamtr2020 @Olamilekan4275 It’s …arded not arted

@Olamilekan4275 Dumb kids and retarted parents can’t control themselves always get everyone killed in these movies…

Everyday,the man has to make it down to the basement before dark.

@Cinema_vault7 Good to see John krasinski getting more work

Her description of her husband is just so hilarious 😂😂😂

@theKrabs_11 Cus it was 10 years ago… this is why we can’t have nice things!!!!

Why does Charlie Cox look younger 10 years ago than he does now?

THIS IS A REAL PICTURE???

LOL Will Ferrell just had Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers pretend to be him during his SNL opening monologue "No, shut up! Shut up! Everyone, shut up! What the hell is wrong with you?! He pushed me down backstage, and I fell HARD. Lorne had to give me mouth-to-mouth!"

@MattWallace888 Is this the fight to see who had a better appearance in the fast and furious franchise?

Ronda Rousey tries to act tough to Gina Carano and instantly regrets it

@RepJackKimble Oh no, there are a lot of people you and many congress men and women represent that work two jobs 365 days a year and if they are lucky make $60,000 and you are complaining about not making $200,000 for barely working 140 days?

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Debasis_Nayak23 @DiscussingFilm Eww no!!

@DiscussingFilm Jacob Elordi is perfect for this role

Casting director Nina Gold says the next James Bond actor must “ooze sex appeal.” She is also looking for someone “young enough to play him in 3, 4 or more pictures.” (Source: Deadline)

This is peak celebrity nonsense: Jennifer Lopez literally waiting for the crowd to clear before doing a 20 foot walk to her car, just to stage her paparazzi exit. I'm so over celebrity culture

Why does he have a crease down the center of his head?

@MrAbbeetim Cuz he doesn’t have paper?

HOW CAN HIS SUIT GO UNDERWATER WITHOUT DRAWING? 😳