Nathan Cook

@virginmedia no mention of Portsmouth in this repeated robo-tweet which is all you can muster to answer the increasing tide of frustration...looks like the issue is spread far wider than you are admitting. Sort it out please soonish before we all start looking at the Sky website

No words for this.... just made my day though

@UberUKsupport @UberEats I order Milkshake and get Cola with no notification or apology. I ask why and get accused of lying... I send pic of Cola and get threatened with account deactivation!! UberShocking customer service!! Please explain...

Genius this...

@ShitJokes @ShitJokes do I win??

Google “Florida Man” followed by the date and month you where born and see what weird ass shit happened 😂

@readie16 @bet365Gaming Well done Sir, I was about to give up scrolling in disgust unless someone mentioned Red Dwarf!

@bet365Gaming Red dwarf and black adder should be in there.

Is this the correct order of British sitcoms, from best to worst? - Only Fools and Horses - The Inbetweeners - The Office - Gavin and Stacey - Phoenix Nights

@ShaunoSo Spot on mate , I really don't get the fascination with them #the1975reallyarewank

A slice of Apple Pie is £2.50 in Jamaica, £2.75 in Aruba and £3.00 in the Bahamas. Those are the the pie rates of the Caribbean

Also the Police need to sort themselves regarding shoplifting, as the @coopukfood campaign highlights. It's become a victimless crime has shop theft with thieves fighting with shop staff. Police attend if there is a danger, understand they're stretched but where does it end?

@Brindlebak @Tesco Safely Home! Thank you very much for looking after it @Brindlebak

@Tesco kindly inform your Kingston rd store to collect metal cage left in Dumbarton Cl by the wall PO2 7EF, Portsmouth, Hants

@Reverend_Makers What's next? Ice-T and Joe McElderry??

Snoop Dogg and Olly Murs?? Fuck off Snoop ya not that desperate for coin are ya? On thin ice mate

To celebrate the new Premier League season we’re giving away any new EPL football shirt of your choice! Retweet and follow us to enter!

Tesco pulled one out of the bag by getting a triplet trolley especially for my wife, she even has a number to call when she gets there to have it brought to the car so she can shop on her own. Naturally I had to take it for a spin, handles like a dream

Breakfast?? Delivered?? My life is now complete

Yessss Glawsterrrrshire - fingers firmly on the pulse of world events as always #Gloucester

I need teepee for my bungholio.... twitter.com/MensHumor/stat…

Old Arsene who's now been unseated Went 49 games undefeated; Through downs and through ups With titles and cups That's one feat that's not been repeated. #Wenger #ArseneWenger #Arsenal #49Unbeaten

No, you’re not wearing ruby-tinted glasses, this really is a pink @KITKAT! Made from ruby cocoa beans, this chocolate has an intense berry flavour and natural pink colour. Only at Tesco from 16/04.

Nothing to see here - just a bowl of spaghetti left at the bus stop #onlyinpompey

@gloucesterrugby C'mon Glaaawwwwssterrrr #glawsfamily