Obafemi Samuel

Always a pleasure working with the @TheQCompanyng team We had a very short time to work on this. Oh, and this was created from scratch by the way. Let me bless your TL with some of the snippets.

@Orisunmibairemi @DAMIADENUGA Those days are coming!

@DAMIADENUGA What does mummy do for work My mummy is a banger girl on twitter

Nigerian kids describe what their parent's do for work 😂

@m8arteta Please, Go to the Etihad to win!!! TO WIN!! we are not interested in "not loosing" WIN!!!!!!!! PLAY THEM!!!!!

@Babajiide @Samson_Goddy Sigh.

Why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just wait ! Lmao 😂

@OlisaOsega Why do we keep talking about the UCL?? 😫😫 THE UCL???? With this team?? I cannot subject myself to any potential heartbreak again. If they win, fine. But that I'd expect them to win?? Nah!!!

If Arteta doesn’t win the EPL, even if he wins the UCL, he cannot continue next season. Not winning the EPL from this point, 9pts ahead with 7 games to play is unforgivable. If we win the UCL, all well and good but the EPL is the trophy we badly need this season.

@yewiedewie Its unbelievable how this played out!! Oh well.

Won’t complain too much about Arteta cos one may start to sound like a broken record. He could’ve used this opportunity to step forward but chose to step back into patterns that don’t yield the necessary results. For a final, the easiest one, this was disappointing all round.

@OlisaOsega UCL final? Arsenal fan here. But that's a reach. Let's keep things modest please. EPL might come to us. Let's hope. Because it's still very much "bottleable" Let's just watch the game biko. And leave predictions for Opta.

I have tweeted this a lot and beginning to sound like a broken record. We need a major surgery in our LW position this summer. Trossard and Martinelli shouldn’t be at Arsenal after this season even if any of them scores in the UCL final. Berta needs to be ruthless this summer.

@CN_Official_ No let me swear for you boss

Arsenal fans are suddenly quiet?! Quadrupu una!

@Nobsdaslushhkid YES!!! you put your best foot forward for a final that has eluded you in 6 years. No emotions here man!!!

How do you play a goal keeper for the whole competition and people are asking for him to be changed in the final just so we can “ win “?

@cremechic11 😂😂😂 you and violence!! 🤝

One aunty wore miniskirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kinpelG @seyedele I'm confused. Isn't the whole point of VAR to correct a potentially wrong on-field decision?

@seyedele there was contact, referee already made the call…it was a subjective call, not an obvious error by the referee, so the VAR can’t cancel it. On field decision stands.

Omo when VAR confirmed the penalty, I shock 😳 So na so ojoro sweet? All these years Arsenal have been the victim of shit like that.

@Possible_Ngoke @hackSultan @asemota Hundred!!!!

@NErdQs @hackSultan @asemota It was created for that purpose

LinkedIn: Today I made a decision, to take charge and drive growth for a mobility startup. I didn’t ask for a position, I didn’t submit a CV, I simply saw a gap and filled it without permission. That’s boldness, that’s strength and that’s determination. Once a while, you get the opportunity to truly show what you’re good at, things a mere CV or resume can’t explain, that’s where the real value lies. Me taking charge of the customer onboarding process today wasn’t the achievement, but the fact that I reduced onboarding time by over 95%, for over 1 hour to 10 minutes on my first day. Now that’s the achievement. I’m sharing this so when next you see an opportunity, I want you to remember that you don’t need permission to show that to the capable.

"5 years" and "Half a decade" are the same thing. One just sounds waaayyy better. 😂😂

@VickiTheDev @hackSultan Hundred percent. 😂😂😂😂

@hackSultan Nothing he said here was a lie though 😂

@richie_008 @hackSultan Lol. As if the entire social media is not fake.

@hackSultan that app is so fake! the comments under such tweets always gets me.. bunch of ass lickers

@ewaoluwa_e_a @hackSultan 😂😂😂

@hackSultan ‘This is so profound. Thank you for sharing’

@Possible_Ngoke @hackSultan @asemota The packaging is top tier! 😂😂

@hackSultan @asemota LinkedIn. I'll never stop loving that App 😂😂😂

@topetyez_ @iamhosana 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@iamhosana U Dey mad 😭😭

Woke up this morning thinking about the quality of life I’m living in this country, literally all my life I’ve been conditioned to live this way, this isn’t the life meant for me as Nigerian. In the last 48 hrs I’ve not had light for close to 2hrs, dawg this isn’t life… me and my flatmates been burning money on fuel, it’s crazy, can’t cook cos there’s no light to even store the food. I have been house hunting since September and all I have been seeing is stupid houses with ridiculous prices, no way I’m going to be paying millions of naira on bare minimum apartments. Jesus Christ, one of my friends wey japa go UK for January him qualify of life don change, you don’t even need to tell me I can see it from his IG stories, I’m here shirtless while typing this stupid tweet blowing myself with my shirt cos heat wan kill me. Today I’ll go to work and come back and meet no light still and think of buying fuel for another 900 naira per liter, do you know how insane that is, my dad already had me at this age and already building his own house. Fuck Nigeria mehn, I’m not the type to crash out but I woke up thinking about the quality of life I’m living and it’s so fucking sad. Fuck all of you involved in this shit hole of a county, I fucking hate you all. Fuck APC too, Fuck me & Fuck U too cos we are way too scared to demand a better life for us and for our unborn kids. I’m not asking for too much just the basic things dawg, the fucking basic things to live a comfortable life, why can’t my own country government give me that, do I have to Japa, how many people fit japa. We really gotta make things work mehn cos this country is damaged.

Every one you are scared of reaching out to is just a random dude like you. President, CEO, VC, LP, Top founders. They woke up this morning, doom scrolled on X, took a shit, walked around butt naked in the shower and scrubbed their balls like you. Reach out & stop being scared.

@__Sanusi__ @simplywandy @Arsenal Allow. Let's just focus on the season! the harder the process the sweeter the victory. Ask Argentina!

@simplywandy @Arsenal It getting irritating at this point

See you need to make this battles we are fighting against principalities and powers be worth it in the end @Arsenal Nothing our eyes never see this season

@toppywolab @Pejuola_a @bryaux 😂😂😂😂

@NErdQs @Pejuola_a @bryaux Over work things

I hired someone for a role. Waited 2 months for him to resume. Day 1, onboarding started and the moment I mentioned he would be assigned a work laptop, his whole mood changed. He tried to talk me into using his personal laptop instead. I told him it’s not our practice. He accepted, collected the laptop and carried on with his onboarding. By close of work, he stopped by my office to keep the laptop and said he came with his own and couldn’t carry both home. I collected it and bade him goodbye. That evening, I got a text that he wouldn’t be joining. Someone I waited 2 months for. From my observation? He didn’t resign from his current job. The company laptop would have blown his cover. He couldn’t run two jobs with two different laptops sitting on his desk.