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Baker Breadman

@NFLonBread

Parody Accout. Best reporter on the bread beat. the yeast rises. "Baker Breadman is a notorious goofy ass account" - r/Seahawks.

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Baker Breadman@NFLonBread·
"My hat says all you need to know about our plan" - Mike Macdonald during today's press conference
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Baker Breadman@NFLonBread·
THE SONICS ARE COMING HOME
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Baker Breadman@NFLonBread·
@realjeffsimmons A good way to look at this is the Seahawks basically decided to pay these players instead of K9 in 2026: Shaheed Jake Bobo Emmanuel Wilson Cody White
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Jeff Simmons
Jeff Simmons@realjeffsimmons·
Some people seem worried about the amount of APY going to WR for Seattle this year. Seahawks did good job to manage this. It is overstated. 1) Shaheed only has cap number of $7 million in 2026. That jumps up (16.5m) right when Kupp's deal comes off in 2027. 2) JSN cap hit only $10.3 mill in 2026, 15.6 in 2027. Doesnt spike until 2028. 3) Balanced by Horton's 5th round rookie contract.
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Baker Breadman@NFLonBread·
@_danchu Spoon should get knocked out relatively quickly too. This was the harder of the two
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Baker Breadman@NFLonBread·
@GeeK253 He could pay our student loans for less than he’ll pay in county taxes
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Gregory King 🇵🇸
I wonder if JSN would entertain giving me a very very low (0.0%) interest loan. I’m his biggest fan after all….
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Jacson A. Bevens, LX
Jacson A. Bevens, LX@JacsonBevens·
Guys, he’s right: I’m sorry a dirty back room deal between two bullfrogs wearing human skin robbed a real city of a franchise they loved deeply. I’m sorry that KD, Westbrook, and Harden had to play the first parts of their careers in front of a bunch of dirt people, wearing uniforms no one believed in. I’m sorry that an entire region was sold out by a local billionaire. I’m sorry that your championship is stolen valor on the back of an Achilles injury to a player that had been cooking you all Finals. I’m NOT sorry about that time Dame dropped a bomb on you from 40’ to end that fraudulent competitor y’all tried to build and then said “that was for Seattle.”
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Clemente Almanza@CAlmanza1007

If Sonics want history back, Seattle owes Thunder an apology (via @The_ThunderWire): okcthunderwire.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

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le spoon
le spoon@FDT4EVUR·
Project Hail Mary… just wow. 9/10.
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Anish Moonka@AnishA_Moonka·
You're watching a $248 million film and not a single green or blue screen was used. The alien is a handmade puppet. The cockpit physically rotates to simulate gravity. I looked at the production tech behind this 95% score, and the engineering is wild. Phil Lord and Chris Miller, directing their first live-action movie in 12 years, built the entire Hail Mary spacecraft as a real set at Shepperton Studios in England. Not a miniature. Not a digital model. A full-size ship interior you can walk through. Production designer Charlie Wood studied the International Space Station, Russia's Mir station, and the Boeing 747 cockpit to get the look right. He deliberately made the panels mismatched, because real spacecraft are assembled from parts made by different companies. Nothing matches perfectly. That's what makes it feel real. The cockpit is only about 8 feet wide. It sits on a mechanical platform that can tilt, spin, and shake, so when the ship changes direction or enters different gravity conditions, the whole set moves. Chairs end up on walls. Ladders flip direction. Gosling was suspended inside a spinning ring so he could float and move through the ship for real, reacting to actual hardware around him. No guessing where a wall might be added later. Then there's Rocky. He's the alien co-lead, and he's not CGI. Neal Scanlan, the creature designer who built the Porgs for Star Wars, spent a full year on this character. Over 300 designs before they landed on the final look. Rocky is a thin, hollow shell, 3D-printed from a digital sculpture, then hand-painted in see-through layers so light passes through him like skin. His arms pop off and swap out depending on the scene: one set has a closed fist for walking, another has tiny motorized fingers strong enough to pick up objects. Five puppeteers (nicknamed the "Rockyteers") operated him in every scene. James Ortiz, an award-winning puppet designer from New York theater, voiced Rocky and controlled him on set. When Scanlan met him, he told Ortiz, "You're Frank Oz, and I'm making Yoda for you." Every reaction Gosling gives to the alien is to something physically in front of him. Greig Fraser, who won the Oscar for shooting Dune, filmed the space scenes in the larger IMAX format (that taller image you see in IMAX theaters) and the Earth flashbacks in regular widescreen. Then the team did something unusual: they took the digital footage and printed it onto real film strips, twice, using two different types of film stock. Then they scanned those strips back into digital. It sounds redundant, but it adds a texture and warmth that you can only get from physical film. Fraser used the same technique on Dune and The Batman. Drew Goddard spent six years writing this screenplay. His last adaptation of Andy Weir's novel, The Martian, earned him an Oscar nomination. He described the challenge this way: a screenplay gets about 5% of a novel's word count. The lead is alone for most of the runtime. When he finally gets a co-star, that co-star doesn't speak English, communicates through sounds closer to whale song, and has no face. Goddard called it a screenwriter's nightmare, then said that difficulty was the whole point. He and the directors fought studio pushback to keep Weir's original ending intact. 95% from 212 critics. 98% from over 2,500 audience ratings. And the lead isn't a superhero, a cop, or a soldier. He's just an ordinary middle school science teacher.
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Baker Breadman@NFLonBread·
@_danchu I'm pretty comfortable with saying that Geno (likely) never would've won us a SB but you'll never catch me saying the shit people have been saying these past handful of months
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Chickens and Mentals Caretaker
Pretending the ‘22-24 support was anything close to ‘25 just exposes that you didn’t watch the games or you simply don’t know ball. In that span, defense improved from bad-mid to #1. OL improved from bottom 3 to mid. 2 Previous OCs no longer NFL OCs. ‘25 OC promoted to HC.
Jeff Bell@4WhomJBellTolls

Geno Smith was a 7 year backup QB who convinced everyone he’s starting caliber by going 27-22 on a team that won the Super Bowl immediately after replacing him.

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Baker Breadman@NFLonBread·
@_danchu You will have your 12 draft picks next year and you will like it
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If I understand correctly, any JSN or Spoon extension will not effect 2026 cap hits. We have more than enough space to bring in high-end talent before the season starts. I’d like for us to maximize the roster while the SB window is still open
Albert Breer@AlbertBreer

A week into the league year, the NFL's report on the teams with the most cap space ... 1) Titans $63.56M 2) Chargers $54.13M 3) Commanders $52.17M 4) Cardinals $41.72M 5) 49ers $40.13M 6) Eagles $38.98M 7) Jets $38.47M 8) Seahawks $38.1M 9) Patriots $37.01M 10) Steelers $29.87M

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le spoon@FDT4EVUR·
I have not watched a single Dune movie..
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