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@Kazeem You know ball

Mike Brown must have told Brunson and KAT not to spam the pick and roll until the playoffs

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@DrewAustin @NBATopShot My bags and I agree with you

This is going to be looked back upon as one of the best digital collectible purchases. what a grab at this price. Digital collectibles and art will find their place in history and moments like these will be extremely desired. Supply of @NBATopShot is so low compared to physical cardboard … all in due time.

@gmoneyNFT Mine self diagnosed and explained to me that all the routing to different models is like a constant lobotomy to him. Borderline personality disorder while being forgetful isn’t the best AI assistant.

i had to take this weekend/yesterday off. was too tired. back in the saddle now. think openclaw works much better with opus running it than kimi fyi

This is a !vibe Probably something

@meta_alchemist HYJMsR4chwUy5g3wMyjwjcfaHmLEJfvNk8wN1DWnTJSS

For the attention of all washed KOLs, trencher, and Fortnite pro players: You might have realized by now that vibe-coded products are becoming the next big thing. Hereby, IdeaRalph has a proposal: What if every vibe-coded product had a coin: to pay the Claude, servers, marketing, and more? This would accelerate innovation, spawn more vibe coders, let great vibepreneurs access funding to build more, and make web3 the true home of all startups and innovation. Until now, you all have supported coins with no inherent value. You have stayed sleepless for days and months over coins with a dog, a cat, or a frog picture. You have acted cool because you supported all the useless stuff, and thought you were 200 IQ. Now, let's do the same with vibecoins. IdeaRalph is to set the stage for the spark of the vibecoin meta; it will be the MCP that spawns tens of thousands of ideas that will become vibecoins. IdeaRalph will be the Godfather of the vibecoins, able to create the movement with the vibe coders that use it. You give it the dumbest idea = and it can even turn that into genius. That's the Ralph Wiggum loop. IdeaRalph will have its own token. With no raise. All airdropped. It will have a mechanism that allows people who send their vibecoins created by IdeaRalph MCP to send a portion of their tokens to it, and holders of IdeaRalph will receive those tokens distributed to them equally according to how much they hodl. IdeaRalph will launch from vibe/vibe as the Godfather of the vibecoins. What's vibe/vibe? Do some research. Destination will be: BASE. Drop your 0x wallets. A REAL RALPH WIGGUM LOOP BEGINS HERE. FOR THE VIBECOINS. FOR PUSHING PRODUCTS. FOR TRANSFORMING THE DEGENS SPIRIT TO MACHINES OF PRODUCTION.

@gremplin @DeeZe Imagine drafting then dropping Tracy Jr to pick up Skat and now not having any RBs. Hahahahaha help me

@DeeZe my whole team ded

*queues up Angel by Sarah McLachlan*

Buckle up The first nft collection by @gremplin has risen from the ashes Punk Nuggets - minted April 2021 Five months before Cryptoadz There were whispers of its existence, but the wallet was presumed lost Gremplin had been unable to access for years Not anymore I had previously placed a bid on one just for fun, assuming nothing would happen Today, I noticed one in my wallet Punk Nugget #12, sent by Gremplin himself. As a die hard fanboy yes I’m freaking out. Super clean lil 12x12 punk collection by the absolute legend A lost piece of nft history resurrected Sorry @garyvee never selling

@Ian_Schwartzman 1990s Mercedes-Benz SL (R129) Early 1990s Porsche 911 (964)

Name the two V’s.. year, make & model

I love Skattebo but by the end of his career will be studied by John Hopkins and they will find CTE never thought to be possible

@vibezgm @lilbangersnft @opensea @MagicEden @base Banger !vibes don’t stop

LIL BANGERS IS TRENDING ON OPENSEA LIL BANGERS IS TRENDING ON MAGIC EDEN

Pretty special to be on this list w/ CrypToadz The Toadz discord was where I started my NFT journey back in 2021. Really just fell in love with the art and community and was inspired to make my own pixel art. Been creating nonstop ever since. Lil Bangers wouldn’t exist without that early inspiration from Gremplin and Toadz. I like to think the art and ethos of Toadz is reflected in what we’re building with Lil Bangers. Vibes and pixels. Thank you Gremp, thank you Toadz, thank you Moti. Full circle !vibe

@vibezgm @lilbangersnft @cryptoadzNFT @opensea @MotivateMeV2 @jameswyper !vibe

some of y’all never had to send a $0 transaction on a previous nonce just to replace a past transaction that stalled on metamask and it shows

@NyanCat 🔥 🤌

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@burnttoast I don’t want the the toast unless it’s burnt

in burnt we toast

@burnttoast !croak

it’s what’s inside that counts

@gremplin x.com/nftracker/stat… miss these days 🥹

OpenSea was able to group my older rarible work in thematic chunks I can finally showcase my class of ‘21 spinning boxes series opensea.io/collection/gre…

One collection. No dilution. No second drops. No token. Low listed. Relentless founders. Strong community. Free assets. Quality art. Good vibes. Unrealised upside.

@mohammadalihd @cryptoadzNFT !vibe

gm 🫳 !vibe @cryptoadzNFT Got my first cryptoadz 🥳🥂 #1842🥳🥂 Ranked in the top 35%. Cryptoadz follow cryptoadz?