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@OmwambaHSC @NGoddihk5

Drop your handles we follow 💟👣

@kijana_misa Huyo kijana amekonda vibaya sana anaharibia wakisii jina kwanza😂🪚

I just heard Kenyan Prince on an interview with Dr. Ofweneke saying he owns three German cars, and that they’re all registered under his girlfriend’s name. Many Kenyans (including Ofweneke) asked him what would happen if the lady decided to leave him. He just bragged as usual, saying the cars cost around 20 million, which he described as a very small amount of money. My question is: is it actually true that he registered the cars under her name, or was it just clout-chasing?

@DCI_Kenya Mbona msiende @honkabogo na stock yake naskia imebakisha some hours iguze shores 😂🪚

ARREST OF SUSPECTS, RECOVERY OF NARCOTIC DRUGS An anti-narcotics crackdown in Kilifi has led to the arrest of two drug traffickers and the recovery of cannabis sativa valued at approximately Sh4.2 million in the streets. In a well-coordinated intelligence-led operation, Detectives from the Anti-Narcotics Unit (ANU) based in Kilifi raided a house in Kisumu Ndogo area of Kilifi town, where they arrested the two suspects: Eisha Mzungu Kalama and her accomplice, Jamal Chilumo Chiraga. During the operation, detectives conducted a swift search of the premises, uncovering two and a half sacks of cannabis sativa wrapped in brown khaki paper, weighing 142 kilograms, ready for distribution. The suspects were immediately escorted to Kilifi Police Station together with the recovered narcotics, where they are undergoing processing ahead of their arraignment. The seized narcotic drugs are being held as exhibits as investigations continue into the suspected trafficking network. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@KyaloIntel Burukenge. Bwana these things can run,jump, stand in two legs na ifyeke stock ya kifaranga in less than 2 days😂😂 ukishapata yenye imekufa tafuta muhindi akuhesabie zako😂🪚

Wajuaji, hii ni mnyama gani sasa😲

@Mghazake Hapa najua ni watu wa chief watakuwa watiaji wa kwanza😂🪚

Please forgive the one in red jersey atleast he's not the one carrying the gun

@_njengahillary Tulia boiz😂🔥🪚

Ukinyamba kwa mat then mfike place kunanuka takataka.

@Kibet_bull Hapo mshow atrace @honkabogo 🔥🪚🪚

Anyone??

@habibah50_50 Generali anapeana amri Hadi kwa kidneys bwana😂😂🪚

Kuna Generali Meakins halafu kuna Captain Morgan nani hatari

@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Richarlison to score ⚽

Our Spurs side at Stamford Bridge 💛 🔢 @krakenfx

@brendankirotee Attention seeker😂😂😂🪚

@kijana_misa Ingekuwa ni ule Ocs wa Kondele aki walai watu five angekuwa ameweka chini na pistol zake mbili 😂😂🔥🪚

Kenya sometimes feels like one big live-action drama where even the plot twists arrive faster than you can process them. So this Central Police Station OCS, Chief Inspector Dishen Angoya, allegedly released 64 people who had been arrested during protests. Then later, he himself was arrested for the same kind of actions. Basically, he told others to go home and then ended up joining them. Kenyans did not take it lightly. Many saw it as a betrayal and reacted strongly. People then showed up where he was being held, and things shifted quickly. He is now out again and moving freely. Some are even praising him on the streets like he pulled off some heroic moment. It is like everyone carries a bit of that old Mau Mau spirit, no matter where they come from.

@_Chokeman Flagyl ni 10 bob pekee after kufeast😂🪚

Rule gani nafaa kujua before nikue mutura addict?

@Kibet_bull Hii ikifika parliament kina Jalas hawatalalisha😂😂🪚

Prime NTV be like 😂😂😂

@tii_bag Waaah hapo inabidii Sasa umezee blue pils

At what age does the penis stop growing? I can't believe this is it please tell me I still have a chance

@TeyaKevin @jacksoh64 Very very wrong. It was supposed to be a rugby gig and not football 🪚

Teya 😀. Betting firm ambassador eeeii yawa

@brendankirotee Unathani Baba Charlene atakupea State funeral Nefaa🔥😂🪚

@LimitlessKe95 Kisumu hatuna haraka baba😂😂😂🔥🪚

Siku zingine mbili hadi kisumu watu wata skia uzito watoke kwa streets

@georgediano Sasa Kondele goons tumekufanyia Nini na tuko Kisumoo🤌🥹🪚

But how can one be this STUPID, FOOLISH & INEPT. According to this porcupine, Matatus are on strike Because Ruto is a Kalenjin. They have to keep on name dropping Uhuru and tribal escapism for anything that goes wrong in the country. Murkomen and his fellow Yamune cartels have made the Kalenjin community undisputedly the most tribalistic community in Kenya. NB: Look at that other partially blind mumu back there standing with his big coconut head,, he's probably thinking about where he's going to send his Kondele goons Next.

@ivymuthe Kwani hujui.... Mm nakulanga Oria kavu bila CD na aki walai tuko na sauti ya tutor🔥😂😂🪚

These Muslim men, particularly from the Cushitic communities, are furious over a picture showing a non-Muslim man who married one of their women, made her happy, and even had a child with her.Yet for years, many of them have freely dated and slept with non-Muslim women, often using broken Swahili to seduce them, without any remorse. They don’t call those women “kafir” in those moments. But the moment one of us builds a genuine relationship with a beautiful Muslim woman in buibui, they suddenly scream “kafir” and threaten her.This hypocrisy is unacceptable.If you do not want non-Muslims touching your women, then have the integrity to leave our non-Muslim women alone. You cannot enjoy the company of our sisters while fiercely guarding yours as off-limits. We will not accept one-sided rules. Mutual respect must apply to everyone. If you continue this double standard, more of us will start pursuing relationships with your women — and we will do so without apology. You demand that a man must convert to Islam before being intimate with a Muslim woman. Fair enough. But tell me, Hassan — do you first convert to Christianity before approaching a Christian woman? Why the double standard?We can coexist peacefully, but only if the respect goes both ways. It cannot be that your rules bind everyone else while you behave without restraint.