The Maldylorian

@ThatClaireKyleG @HoopsCrave @AintyouKiersten A lot of us whites are pretty dumb, and don't want to admit that racism exists.

@HoopsCrave @AintyouKiersten I need white people to understand there’s a double standard for a reason. Black people doing this kind of skit is humorous because it DOESNT hurt white people in real life. But if they did blackface, it’s extremely harmful toward black people.

Erika Kirk responds to Druski: “But if I did blackface as part of a skit, I’d be cancelled and called a racist.”

@Jair1228G @SanAntonioTim @jimmycrackaStro @brianmctaggart I muted that clown last season. Nothing useful to contribute, even one time.

@SanAntonioTim @jimmycrackaStro @brianmctaggart He criticizes how they handle injuries no matter what, just a doomer. What’s new

Jeremy Peña not in the lineup today and will be brought along slowly to start the year.

@SanAntonioTim It’s as if they forgot what happened last year already

Imagine a team being extra cautious with one of their very best players to start the season against one of the worst teams in the league. So many Astros fans apparently stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

@QuakeH1M @brianmctaggart The opposite of last season, so I'm actually ok with it.

@brianmctaggart What the fuck are we doing

@CumagunDyllon @Chandler_Rome @AstrosFansUK It's disappointing, but it beats last season sending players back too soon from injury time and time again.

The Astros against José Soriano: Altuve 4, Alvarez DH, Paredes 5, Correa 6, Loperfido 7, Smith 9, Walker 3, Diaz 2, Meyers 8 Brown RHP

@Jenkinsk34 @brianmctaggart It's wild.

@brianmctaggart Because hitting a home run a couple days means he needs rest. Makes sense

@Chandler_Rome They really sat Pena? LOL

@Emmett31539642 @IntCyberDigest Found the Russian bot.

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@WUTangKids And not at all surprising.

Admitting that you started a war without consulting your intelligence agencies is a wild move

@WUTangKids It's so good

Omg 😂💀

@BillyDayton @druski @NinerTribe004 Cry harder

@druski @NinerTribe004 Fuck you!!! You ignorant racist piece of shit!!!! You’re not funny. Your a racist moron and I bet you wouldn’t act like that if you had a good mother and father. They must be pieces of 💩 like you ….. fucking FA🏳️‍🌈OT

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@FoulTerritoryTV @lilrigo7 Declines hit fast.

Golden sombrero for Aaron Judge. Judge didn't have a four-strikeout game at all last season.

@GeneEgdorf @RandylandSZN lol. Pitching will be the strength of this team. They’re so deep after adding 6 pitchers in the offseason.

@RandylandSZN Pitching will be a major problem

Biggest thing I’ve seen is that a lot of people are low on the Astros and I kinda don’t get it? Lost a billion games to injury last year and were still a tiebreaker away from the playoffs

@nohoesisaiah @RandylandSZN Rotation is going to carry this team. So deep.

@RandylandSZN Rotation is a big question besides Brown and so is our outfield offensively (Smith, Loperfido, Meyers)

@Wirfs2Canton @RandylandSZN The pen is not a question.

@RandylandSZN The outfield is legit awful and the pen is also a bit of a question

@RandylandSZN It’s a yearly preseason tradition for them to hate on the evil orange team. They were even doing it at thei height of their run. Pretty amusing actually.

@MarcoMier5 @astros I appreciate the dialogue, even if we got off to a bit of a rough start. It's nice running into fans that pay attention :)

@NHastrosFan @astros Agreed 👍🏻

Your 2026 Houston Astros. #ChaseTheFight

@MarcoMier5 @astros At any rate, only time will tell. This discourse alone is proof that we really need the season to start so we can talk about actuals instead of hypotheticals.

@NHastrosFan @astros So even if Allen and Vasquez only bat 200 times each. That will be a big drop off in runs.

@MarcoMier5 @astros Again, I think you're forgetting how much offense they lost last season due to injury. Those kids weren't supposed to play that much, they just had no choice. Assuming that doesn't happen again there will be a big increase in runs naturally.

@MarcoMier5 @astros Agreed. But I think they have the pieces to make it happen.

@NHastrosFan @astros I have high hopes for him and Imi even think LMJ looks much better. But Javier’s velocity worries me. And replacing 200 innings in Valdez isn’t going to be easy.