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National Institute of Coordinated Experiments
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National Institute of Coordinated Experiments
@NICExperiments
Official account of the National Institute of Coordinated Experiments (N.I.C.E.) Advancing human progress through scientific research and experimentation.
Washington DC Katılım Aralık 2025
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@blucollarbible @allegiantfaith That was @NICE_Newsroom actually and they got David French. I had tried French a couple times but the Edgestow HQ is the OG N.I.C.E.
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@allegiantfaith It's fun to be on the inside, though. The other Nice account got some prominent lib to unironically repost them.
@NICExperiments
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They say only a philologist can stop them!
National Institute for Co-ordinated Experiments@NICE_Newsroom
JUST IN - Newly released by the administration, a set of "never-before-seen" UFO images has now surfaced.
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@sama Our experiment is complete.
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Too many memes, too little time @NICE_Newsroom
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@jamiekwil I can’t name a single British author
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I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America
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While we are excited about our new inroads with the renaming of ICE to NICE, it always brings about responses from alt-right ultra-cringe nerds and religious fanatics who always go on and on about that hideous book. Their comments are being recorded and will not be tolerated 🌘
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@WhiteHouse WE ARE LEGION
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National Institute of Coordinated Experiments@NICExperiments
Join THE LEGION: the Law Enforcement Division of the N.I.C.E. Joining is easy! New recruits can start at Hardcastle Academy at any time where you will be well taken care of. Find your purpose by joining the N.I.C.E. family today!
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National Institute of Coordinated Experiments retweetledi
ICE ➡️ NICE AGENTS.
'National Immigration and Customs Enforcement.' DO IT!
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@Jlove__ Kids and work got a lot more busy recently.
It appears our DC office is paying off.
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Hey @NICExperiments….what are you up to? And WHERE IS MERLIN.
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ICE ➡️ NICE AGENTS. 'National Immigration and Customs Enforcement.' DO IT!
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QME
@RoyalBlueRapto1 The @NICExperiments will be pleased with this.
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THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH IS NONFICTION
THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH IS NONFICTION
THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH IS NONFICTION
THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH IS NONFICTION
THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH IS NONFICTION
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Meta has patented an AI that can keep a deceased person’s account active and running, posting, messaging, and video calling by replicating by using their behavior from past data.
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@darwintojesus Yes. Obviously.
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@Paratus2014 We missed that you are from South Africa. Since we don’t yet an SA HQ yet (though we have agents in SA) and because we are having budget issues with NGO cuts, we will likely tie you to an educational stick in Western Cape for observation for a week or so. For science, you know.
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@NICExperiments But it’s winter there now. Inhumane.
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OUR LISTS ARE IN PROGRESS!
- Friends of the Institute: Self explanatory
- N.I.C.E. Watchlist: For the worst of the worst.
- YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED: Any anti-science, pro-C.S. Lewis, anti-progress activity can get you on this list.
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@Paratus2014 You’ll move from the nursery to real education soon lovey. Our agents are moving to collect you as we speak. Enjoy our Cali facility!
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@NICExperiments Excellent. I made it onto the list. How long until my first beating?
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@trottskyathome Joke? The only joke is that you are still reading that Hideous book.
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@NICExperiments It's funny that I happen to be reading this right now and still didn't get the joke.
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@Beeke135659 @Phil_to_you @MidwestDadVibes Spare us your sarcastic laments and save it for whatever is left of your family when you enter our new re-educational facility in California.
Your identity has been confirmed and collection is imminent. Learn what it means to oppose progress. Nerd.
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@Phil_to_you @NICExperiments @MidwestDadVibes A tragic loss of many highly esteemed and deeply contributory members of society
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@Beeke135659 Actions have consequences.
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@DailyGondor @ailker In a good way.
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National Institute of Coordinated Experiments retweetledi
Researchers find “slippery slope” arguments aren’t logic — they’re homogeneity-preservation bias.
Predicting dystopia from modest reforms is sequential anxiety, not foresight.
Bias is a threat to public safety.
Data > drama.
Full report available for distribution.
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