Depressive Man

nothing more than my initials. took inspiration from nigel de jong. #MyHandleExplained the 'depressive man' was coined by my wife after returning home after losing to wigan...... the 4-0 under pearce.... and they still depress me now. 😉

@WillyFecker @Parody_PM @thomas_bhoy elite level cunt....

@Parody_PM @thomas_bhoy So close 🤭🤪

On the anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to reflect on what a cruel, heartless sack of shit she was.

@BladeoftheS is it fuck... clueless cunt.

Margaret Thatcher died 13 years ago today. Everything broken in Britain comes from Thatcher. Filthy rivers. Ripoff electricity. Landlords. Trillions in Oil/gas stolen. No Social Housing. All Thatcher's poison.

Ban Kosher and Halal slaughter. Only the most humane practices should be used in keeping with the highest animal welfare standards.

@raducrisanx Yes

Do you think City have had a successful season this season if they finish 2nd and complete the cup double?

Saw a post asking what was Bernardo’s best premier league goal - it’s not even close for me 👌🏽

@AdamJoseph only purist trebles count .... 👍

When Manchester United won the treble in 1999, they were only the fourth club to do so since the 1966/67 season. Seven trebles have now been won by four different clubs (plus City) in the last seventeen seasons alone; Barca, Inter, Bayern, PSG. The scale of the achievement is not the same that it was anymore, because the parity across European has never been less due to the financial power of Europe's rich list. A treble, once a rarity & a feat, is now becoming an every other season occurrence.

@jamiesense_ not a purist treble. so not sure it actually counts......

Still, the only legitimate Treble 🇾🇪

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Everyone who voted Labour should have to pay a Fuckwit Tax to mitigate the economic damage they've caused.

@KemiBadenoch nightstick across the bridge of the nose. ask questions later. time people learnt, FAFO......

Children smashing up shops in broad daylight, stealing and even filming themselves doing it as if it were a game, is a much bigger problem than is being recognised. This is a total collapse of consequences. To those making snide comments about race or black kids - you do not see scenes like this in Lagos or Nairobi. Not because the children there are different, but because actions have consequences. There are clear boundaries. Parents, communities, and the authorities do not wring their hands or look the other way. Here, we have created a culture where too many young people believe they can do what they like and nothing will happen. That is the problem. And we should be honest about where that leads. If a child loots a shop today, films it for social media, and faces no real consequence, they are going to do much worse tomorrow. This is why under my leadership Conservatives are focusing on ENFORCEMENT, not just making more and more rules. Our Take Back Our Streets Campaign is about getting 10,000 more police officers, immediate justice and immediate punishment. But let’s be honest, this is not just a policing issue. It is a failure of authority at every level. Parents need to know where their children are and what they are doing. Discipline should start at home, not in a courtroom. We have also weakened the system around them. Deterrence is the backbone of criminal justice. Labour have changed the law so anyone receiving a sentence under 12 months will automatically walk free, instead receiving a suspended sentence. When people believe offences like this will not lead to meaningful punishment, we should not be surprised when more of it happens. You get more of what you tolerate. It’s not like we haven’t been here before. In 2011, when riots spread, the Conservative response was swift and visible. People saw consequences. And behaviour rapidly changed. That is what is missing now. This all comes down to fairness. Law-abiding people should not feel like fools while gangs smash and grab without consequence. The sad truth is the communities most damaged by this behaviour are often the very ones these young people come from. Only one approach will fix this: clear rules, real consequences, and the confidence to enforce them. It’s time to Take Back Our Streets and bring back a culture of enforcement.

@TakeItIzzy__ @RealTalkMCFC that dive merchant.... 😂 shush...🤫

@RealTalkMCFC They compared this bum to Drogba.

Sergio Agüero ruptured his left achilles tendon during a veterans match earlier today. Wish you a speedy recovery legend 🩵

@MXVonXM @FootballFactly never earned the right to be in this league, so pipe down.....

@FootballFactly Last I checked we don’t have 10 red cards for cheating, a 10 million quid fine for cheating or 115 pending charges of cheating. In fact , no pending charges, no fines, no sanctions and no red cards. Now if everyone could go back to shutting the fuck up, we have a title to win.

🗣️ Arsenal are willing to lie, cheat, and steal to win the Premier League this season, according to Jamie Carragher. 👀

I’m sorry, but if you’re voting for the Green Party, you genuinely have some real mental health issues that you probably need to address, who in their right mind thinks this is right? Sheer lunacy and degeneracy.

“Cow farts are destroying the planet.”

Thatcher inherited a Britain where the state owned everything from steel mills to telephone lines. Unemployment hit 11.9% in 1984, inflation ran at 18% when she took office, and strikes paralyzed entire industries for months (the three-day work week wasn't a lifestyle choice). She privatized British Telecom in 1984, British Gas in 1986, and rolled back union power that had strangled productivity for decades. The results speak louder than any economic theory: Britain's GDP per capita rose from $10,000 in 1980 to $19,000 by 1990. Critics still blame her for "inequality" - missing the point entirely. You can't redistribute wealth that doesn't exist first. The alternative wasn't some egalitarian paradise... it was Argentina.

@themagic_tophat and its at this point, you surely think the far more likely result is; EXONERATED

People keep talking about a mere points deduction for Man City. Imagine for a moment that you’re judging what they did and you came to the conclusion that… 1) They demonstrated a total lack of respect for the rules and instead, a total preparedness to cheat them. 2) Their cheating was on a massive scale that distorted the league’s integrity for years and continues to do so - they have become financially dominant through cheating. 3) They demonstrated a total disregard for the Premier League Board’s authority, undertaking costly law-fare wherever possible to make this a battle of financial attrition. 4) They have, in effect, unlimited resources. 5) The only way this came to light was because they made a mistake and allowed themselves to be hacked. An event unlikely to repeat itself. Then surely the implication is that they are a dangerous, rogue participant that is completely ungovernable and whose presence in the league completely undermines its integrity? Personally, I see very few workable solution to such a problem and none of them are a mere points deduction.

🚨 BREAKING: Protests have ERUPTED at multiple locations across Edinburgh, with crowds marching through the streets waving Scottish and British flags. Chants of “Sink the boats” echo through Edinburgh tonight. The Scots are demanding the removal of all illegal immigrants. Do you firmly support this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@TalHartuv count me in.....

Genuinely interested, how many other British Christians on this platform think the same.

@DrPrincewilll @DenzelTrotter @AFCAMDEN @ManCity @ChelseaFC straight up facts.

@DenzelTrotter @AFCAMDEN @ManCity @ChelseaFC Bruv, that sounds like something straight out of the 19th century, you might want to go back and fact-check where you got that story from.

Rumours starting to build that Manchester City will be getting a points deduction pretty soon.

@ick_real Yes.

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?