Nick Humphreys

Nothing to see here just a minor celeb on this year’s list #whatanicechap #Barbados

@sasstein @RickSteinRest

Yvette Cooper’s position as Home Secretary is completely untenable, she wasted no time in throwing her own officers under the bus in favour of muslim thugs, exactly what we don’t want from a Home Secretary. Resign @YvetteCooperMP

@fesshole Double Dutch that

Moved into a new house next to elderly lady. One weekend there was milk outside. Called a cop round. He asked me for a hammer. He used it to smash the glass just as the old lady driven by her son pulled into the street. First time I met my neighbour was to ask for my hammer back

That must be the biggest travesty in the history of Slovakia

@sean5758 We need another one !

Are the Belgians the sweatiest team in the world ?

I mean what can you say about Southgate….. I bet he wears a helmet on his Peloton !

That’s the worst #england performance since the last one

@cctvidiots Why did she take her seat belt off before trying to drive away from a policeman 👮‍♂️ 😆

On Facebook live is wild

@ladbible Whoever did this is helping him 😂

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The elections are really shaking up.

@NoContextHumans He eats a lot for a girl !

Thoughts?

Some bloke called up Absolute Radio and requested a song for someone called 'Ellen Droad' and asked for this… Superb 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I predict a piss up #lol #Leeds

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