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Minister of Loneliness

Minister of Loneliness

@NJO

If there's one thing in life I can truly count on it's my abacus.

in the abyss Katılım Mayıs 2007
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I'd like to go out with someone who's active, popular & has a positive outlook on life because opposites attract.
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Dreamt I was having a flirtashionship with my cousin who looked exactly like @CraigRoberts10. He got me a free iPad Air. We travelled to London in the back of a truck to see a 55 min Scorcese film about a samurai, some gay Japanese kids & De Niro. God I wish this was my life!
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james tom
james tom@jestom·
new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW
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Literally don't know what half the things in his list mean. Tim Urban? Thiel?? Bali??? Never heard of her!
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This is 100% not a political statement but why is the CEO assassin so hot? It's like some male model got Zoolandered into becoming a hitman.
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Dan Duvall
Dan Duvall@DanDuvallComedy·
Trump just put my dad in charge of saying I love you
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Ridley Scott: Bring me the internet's boyfriend! Gladiator II Casting Director: Which one??? Ridley Scott: Yes!
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Is it just me or is John Mulaney slowly morphing into Jason Bateman? I'm not complaining, I just think we should study it so we can replicate it and get it to mass market!
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Self hypnosis: You are feeling sleepy, your eyelids are heavy... Me: *falls asleep*
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Southern Dan
Southern Dan@StolenDans·
eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great
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Sam Raimi Updates
Sam Raimi Updates@SamRaimiUpdates·
Sam Raimi's "Send Help" starring Rachel McAdams in the lead role. Production set to begin in January 2025. This is being billed as Sam Raimi's big return to the horror genre. His last horror film was 2009's "Drag Me To Hell." (Via: worldofreel.com/blog/2024/10/5…)
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Things I have been googling instead of going to sleep: - How smart is an Orangutan - Doyenne meaning - White Pizza Sauce
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So it seems like I met my soul mate but I guess I wasn't their soul mate 😔
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Desperately trying to find a way to monetise my mental ill health.
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