james tom

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james tom

@jestom

LESS LONELY 🥀 comedian, horny cherub 👼🏻 netflix, hbomax, hulu, etc. consulting producer on #KingofDrag. ig @jamestomxo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

NYC Katılım Ekim 2013

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james tom@jestom·18 Haz

a glory hole, but for feeding a carrot to an unseen horse ☺

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james tom@jestom·5 Mar

you ever see a cat when another cat comes into their yard? exactly.

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james tom@jestom·5 Mar

guys Doechii doesn’t like cats bc she IS a cat. I get it. it’s too much

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james tom@jestom·4 Mar

I saw Wuthering Heights

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james tom@jestom·28 Şub

@SecKennedy workin the ol’ knees I see

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Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy·27 Şub

Leg day in Austin.

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james tom@jestom·25 Şub

they should invent a women’s restroom for trans men istg 🥲

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james tom@jestom·22 Şub

doesn’t anyone get that “looksmaxxing” is a highly feminine pursuit?

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james tom@jestom·22 Şub

@trouble_man90 even I, a 110lb featherweight novice, can tell the form is off

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Tim@trouble_man90·22 Şub

Lifting fake weights is insane. He should resign immediately. I’m not joking.

Clash Report@clashreport

Pete Hegseth bench pressing 315 pounds (~143 kg) during a military gym session.

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james tom@jestom·9 Şub

can’t believe the fight for America is taking the form of Bad Bunny vs jorts

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james tom@jestom·8 Şub

@torieskill he’s so curvaceous

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redacted dispatches@torieskill·8 Şub

@jestom and he’s not the only one! Me within the last hour to my husband:

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james tom@jestom·7 Şub

I love this guy. his chin and jaw are so weak and his voice is so high as to affirm me, a gay transgender man

Alex & Books 📚@AlexAndBooks_

Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books is the funniest video I've watched all week 🤣

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james tom@jestom·8 Şub

@MileHighAva smaller dick, too

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Ava Andrews@MileHighAva·8 Şub

@jestom He has completely stolen Buck Angel's image down to the cigar!

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james tom@jestom·8 Şub

@torieskill he’s done so much for our community

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redacted dispatches@torieskill·8 Şub

@jestom another gay trans masc here and same

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james tom@jestom·8 Şub

@itsgenevababy please share

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Geneva@itsgenevababy·8 Şub

@jestom Did you ever see his “rap video”!? 😳

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james tom@jestom·7 Şub

unfortunately I just told someone on the phone that my name is “James, as in James Corden” and I think I need to leave the country

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james tom@jestom·6 Şub

@sourpenismilk in high school I accidentally went with a crush to see the boy in the striped pajamas

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IN THE MOOD FOR BEER@afewsmalbeers·6 Şub

What else

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james tom@jestom·6 Şub

the muppets “don’t stop me now” finale made me cry. the muppets are telling us not to give up!

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james tom@jestom·6 Şub

@bearki nice camo skinny jeans

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bearki@bearki·6 Şub

I have second hand embarrassment

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james tom@jestom·5 Şub

I’ve been on threads complaining that the discourse is so basic “compared to twitter” and then I come on here and y’all are fighting about sesame noodles

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james tom@jestom·5 Şub

who do u think will go first, trump or Elon?

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james tom@jestom·4 Şub

I agree that lady whitewashed heathcliff in wuthering heights but also we can’t underestimate enough how white people are SO racist, they think brunettes are poc

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@SecKennedy @trouble_man90 @torieskill @MileHighAva @itsgenevababy @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13