SWF_Sapper
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SWF_Sapper
@NKY_Sapper
Those who can't fight, plan. I'm pretty vulgar. Mainly due to seeing the worst of humanity. Don't be stupid and I won't be vulgar. Fair?
Southwest Florida Katılım Eylül 2011
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@CinemaTweets1 This is the only remake that I will watch as much as the original. Anyone that says otherwise has their brain in the out house.
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Today from Ocala to Jacksonville, we’re lighting up the map one doorstep at a time for @ByronDonalds @AFPAction

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An awesome mutual sent me my VERY first order of @smcroasters coffee ☕️
The espresso blend is DIVINE… I can’t do foam art, sorry 😂
Can’t wait to try the others 🙌🇺🇸💜



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@RockyAtotheK @wickedcece315 Are they really that nuts
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@vdmempire So, he's a part-time soldier and a full-time asshole. Got it.
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@TheBuddyCSM They're not "motion" lol. They're PIR. Only way past them is hiding behind something. But it would be hilarious to see you try a few dozen times 🤣
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Sometimes when I’m in my office, the lights turn off because I haven’t really moved in a bit.
When that happens, I try to move as stealthily as possible out the door so as not to trigger the motion detector and turn the lights back on.
I’ve told myself that if I can “escape” my office, I will just leave for the day.
Three attempts so far today.
I’ve been killed by the lights every time.
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@GunTotingDad @Guns_Gadgets It's been that way for a few years. The jeets and Indians completely ruined it.
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@Guns_Gadgets Canada is turning into a 3rd world country.
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🚨OH CANADA: Off-duty and retired police for firearm collection?
This exchange took place on March 24, 2026, during the Standing Committee on Public Safety and National Security.
Only 2.5% of affected firearms have been declared.
The minister says collection will happen using additional resources, including off-duty and retired officers.
The program is described as voluntary.
But the amnesty expires October 31st, after which enforcement begins.
So what happens to the 98% that don’t comply?
#guncontrol #publicsafety #news
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@PeachProof23 1) women in Healthcare are very toxic.
2) get that stupid piece of metal out of your tongue, learn proper English and THEN you can put yourself in a different category from them.
3) guarantee it's a nursing home. Low skilled labor tends to act that way.
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8-week contract, but the drama is a lifetime commitment. 💀 >
Imagine being 2 weeks in, still waiting for your login codes, but the coworkers already have your name in their mouths. Catching them mid-gossip while I’m just trying to do my job was the literal peak. ☕️🏥 >
Patients > Plot. Do better.
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@umyaznemo Could have made a much more powerful video but instead used a moron in a skit to try and take it to the next level. Couldn't even finish the video.
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@christinemal @JlPayne77 @KTNV That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. A couple acres?! You can have a well and septic on a 5,000 sq foot lot here in Florida. Sounds like the county could easily correct this with an amendment to overrule that dumb law.
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@JlPayne77 @KTNV Lot size requirements, probably. Code says lots need to be a certain minimum size for a septic system, usually a couple acres. Similar for wells.
The video said that guy's lot was big enough to allow for a well, but many others aren't.
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@unlimited_ls So uh the cops just shot her for the fun of it? No cause whatsoever? Cause erasing her to not guilty changes what step 1 is from she did something to now they did something.
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BREAKING: Former Massachusetts cop who was accused of trying to gun down her colleagues has been found NOT GUILTY
Kelsey Fitzsimmons, 29, was found not guilty and will walk free after facing up to five years in prison
The case began in June 2025 when she was accused of pulling a gun on North Andover Police colleagues serving a restraining order from her fiancé
Officers said she pointed her service weapon at them and pulled the trigger, but the gun jammed
During the incident, officer Pat Noonan shot her in the chest, leaving her hospitalized with a collapsed lung
She testified that she never tried to shoot the officers and only wanted to end her own life
'I saw my baby go, my fiancé, my dog, my house, and I knew that it was going to be my job, too,' she said in her testimony
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this drain guy was told they had been having some Plumming issues
He rolls up expecting the standard backyard drama—maybe a stubborn grease clog or a minor backup. Instead, the homeowner’s already pacing near a dug-up section of yard, looking equal parts embarrassed and relieved that someone else is about to deal with it. The drain guy assesses the situation, calls in the heavy artillery, and soon a backhoe is rumbling into position over the exposed line.
The operator swings the bucket in, teeth biting into the earth around the pipe. With a slow, powerful lift, the backhoe starts pulling up a massive, tangled mass of tree roots that had completely invaded and choked the sewer line. The roots come up in thick, woody clumps—some still wrapped around sections of pipe like they’d been growing there for years, turning the whole system into their personal underground fortress. The drain guy directs the operator with calm instructions: “You can probably lift up now,” while the homeowner watches in stunned silence, occasionally muttering reactions in the background.
The roots are lifted clear out of the hole, dripping dirt and water, exposing just how thoroughly nature had taken over what was supposed to be a clean pipe run. No dramatic yank by hand—just raw mechanical power dragging the intruder into the daylight. The plumber’s face stays professional, but you can see the moment the scale of the “minor issue” really hits.
Turns out your little plumbing problem wasn’t a clog at all. It was a full-scale root invasion that required a backhoe to evict the tenants.
So what’s the most ridiculous thing that’s ever invaded your pipes—or the pipes of someone you know? And be honest… how long do you think the trees around your house have been quietly plotting against your sewer line right now? 🌳🪠🚜
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@JohnBthedeuce @99Starr_cinema It's called The Rookie. It's on Hulu, and there's a new episode on ABC every Monday night.
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@Rothmus Gentle parenting in my home;
Everyone got their shoes on?
5 minutes later...
You sure about that??? (Your ass is going barefoot)
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