Natalie Jordan
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My beautiful bike was stolen from a backyard garage, please if anyone sees this in NYC let me know! @bikewatchNYC twitter.com/stolenbikenyc/…
BikeIndex NYC@stolenbikenyc
STOLEN - Teal Giant Avail 5 in Marine Park bikeindex.org/bikes/91132
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When you pass a bunch of nerds playing #PokemonGO go and you hear them comment on your look of disdain #ashholes #nokemon
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Getting emotional from seeing the citgo sign after 11 days on the west coast #lovethatdirtywater
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When the bus stops traffic to pick you up off the street to "get this girl to Tasty Burger" #shegetsme #latenightfeels #takemetochurch
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Tried to make small talk with my uber driver. Response: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE SAYING #nonewfriends
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"Don't worry ladies. There's always Christian mingle" #coworkeradvice #foreveralone #takemetochurch @Milt_Money @pooj023
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I'm glad my love life is so hopeless that I consider being asked about my life struggles besides being single as being hit on #foreveralone
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@Milt_Money wahhh i don't think there is mascara waterproof enough to stand up to my tears 😿😭
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