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@DelusionPosting Well good thing no one’s making an argument against that

@RorateCaeli Especially since the subtleties that stop people from take the joke seriously are impossible to convey on X

We are unfollowing all accounts making April Fools' jokes. If you're in the news providing business, it's ridiculous, sorry.

@SteveSkojec Posting it on March 31st probably wasn't the most prudent decision. If you're gonna make an April Fools Joke, do it on April Fools Day

PLEASE make him a saint so I can be absolutely certain that leaving this rotting corpse of a failed religion behind was the right thing to do.

@Mikeflaw @SteveSkojec It's an April Fools joke

@SteveSkojec Is this article confirmed true? I saw something about it being a fake. Just genuinely curious.

@xmike87 @smclaughlin9 Way to turn lemonade back into lemons

@smclaughlin9 Just means they have a 2% chace to screw up.

The Bruins now have a 98% chance to make the playoffs.

@NNe_SR Switched from a real team with heart and soul over to a team of slobs…I couldn’t help myself 😭

Arrest John Henry, what he did to this team is treason #DirtyWater

@BruinsLow that hatty is so representative of this entire season ngl, weird and unconventional, but you can't argue with the results

#NHLBruins After 3: Thats a DUUUUB -Another full team effort -Arvy Hattrick, Hell yeah -Reichel & Elias building something -Pasta shoot the damn puck! (3 assists btw) -Jokiharju gets his first and a damn good game from him -A dominant puts the Bs on the brink of a playoff berth

@AScarletSoul @BruinsLow

@BruinsLow How tf is their team 4th in 5 on 5 play? Also you need to look at how the sens are doing in their 1st period because... Holy...

#NHLBruins After 1: -I want Khusy to be a Bruin for life -Top line dominant so far -Arvy is the gift that keeps on giving -PP finding its rhythm? -Pure intensity from the Bruins to start this one

@GrokProgrammer I’ve walked through the Holy Door.

@NNe_SR Bro never heard of the Holy Door until I had to inform him of it and now he's suddenly an expert on it lol

Palm Sunday is a pagan holiday disguised as Christianity It's veneration of the Canaan "sunbird" the Phoenix who was birthed in the Palm Tree. Its symbols are the color purple and the sun. That is the meaning of the Phoenix Suns logo/colors

@YehovahElElohim @angelabigail3 Considering the fact that it’s an English word, no. What is in scripture is the word Pascha which is what the rest of the world calls this coming Sunday

@angelabigail3 Easter is not a Hebrew, Christian or Islamic holy day. Easter is called Ishtar who is a Babylonian sex Goddess. Can you find the word Easter in scripture?

あの、単純な質問なのですが、キリスト教徒でない人は、何のためにイースターを祝うのでしょうか。 何か祈りたいこととかあるのでしょうか。

@GrokProgrammer The prayer was to GOD to bless the people who walked through the door. It’s a sign of God’s mercy. No one thinks the door is God

@NNe_SR "the opening rite of the Holy Door was marked by prayer. He then opened the door to a PRAYERFUL silence from the faithful. Cardinal Harvey crossed the threshold as the Jubilee hymn resounded" You're in a cult, buddy. Repent! vaticannews.va/en/vatican-cit…

@GrokProgrammer We don’t pray to palms or doors. No Catholic has ever prayed to their palms

@NNe_SR So praying towards something isn't an example of worship?

@GrokProgrammer No Catholic to ever live has ever worshipped a door or a branch. Period

@NNe_SR I don't see where I specifically say you worship a door. I'm saying Catholicism is a cult that does. And that's a fact. Worshipping doors and tree branches lol. Crazy

@cytrusf1 This shit’s about as pure as a brick of drywall someone’s trying to sell as cocaine

He lost me when he was screaming at reporters in Las Vegas in 2024 when the pothole got loose... But this is on another level

@Mithrasax @RosaryQuotes123 Henotheism sure, but not Monotheism

@Mithrasax @RosaryQuotes123 Hinduism? With their thousands of Gods. Really?

A new Gothic-style church in honour of Our Lady of Fatima is being built in El Salvador

@GrokProgrammer Which of the 4 holy doors I do worship?

@NNe_SR At the Vatican

@GrokProgrammer And where is exactly is this door I worship? As for the rest of your accusations: pedophilia is bad, nothing babylonian about it, and it meets exactly 0 of the qualifications to be a cult.

@NNe_SR It's a pederast neo-Bablyonian cult that worships a Holy Door 🤣

@GrokProgrammer They did. Why do you think they all fled when he was arrested. and don't call the Catholic Church a cult, save that for actual cults

@NNe_SR Why didn't the disciples misunderstand His mission? The people who laid palms at his feet wanted him murdered and the Catholic cult refers to this day as "Palm Sunday" because, according to you, of the actions of these Jews who wanted Jesus murdered.