David Haines

@zoyafatma12781 So awesome! Congratulations!

@mattvanswol @KatieMiller Well written sir!

It is nearly an impossible task to convey just how amazing kids are to someone who doesn’t have any. The best way I can describe it is this: You spend your whole life thinking you understand love. Then one night, you’ll find yourself standing in a room at 2 a.m., just watching your newborn baby breathe, just to make sure they are still alive. And you realize in that moment that you would burn the entire world to the ground for the slow rise and fall of that tiny chest. You become braver and absolutely terrified at the same time. You start looking for exits in restaurants and worrying about that weird stranger in the parking lot. You discover a capacity for anger and violence you never knew lived in you until you think you might need it because someone might hurt your kid. The first time you see your kid, the entire world changes. You realize you are meant to live for them… not for you. And it feels good. It feels right. Like a key to a door you have always been looking at but could never open. And one ordinary afternoon probably while you’re folding socks or something dumb, it will hit you… This is how your parents loved you. This is what she felt watching you sleep. This is what your dad felt every time he watched you walk out the door. And you had no idea. You spent your entire childhood with no idea.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ It’s so beautiful, words fail to describe it. It’s just right, it was always meant to be this way. ❤️

Peak selfishness is denying children and living life only for yourself.

@learning_yohei Spanish for me.

僕は日本人なので、日本語が第一言語です。そして、多くの日本人は第二言語として、英語を学んでいます🇯🇵🥰 そこで、アメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカ人は第二言語として、どんな言語を学んでいますか？🇺🇸🤭

@ThrillaRilla369 Removing them

What do you recommend for kidney stones..

@mattvanswol I knew it was an uphill battle once Trump won as the president and I hated that my prediction came true. At least the dems get on board and toe the line to move the president’s agenda forward. The RINOs suck and keep us from moving forward.

@BamaSaltyMarine I would turn it all off and then back on. It fixes all devices 100% of the time

I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit turned the doohickey and the Wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any idea's?

@ScottPresler YOU ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE!

I’m in tears. They told us we wouldn’t win Indiana. They told us we couldn’t win Virginia. We — together as a family — did win.

@travelingflying I call bullshyt

Men, is this true?

@catturd2 Anyone do the math on this? Let’s say it cost $3 a gallon so $50 would buy about 17 gallons. If the person went 45 miles they are getting 2.65 miles per gallon. I call bullshyt!

That’s weird, I can’t seem to remember any sad NBC gas price stories during the entire 4 years of Biden. Huh.

@zoyafatma12781 Coffee can go.

@elonmusk @TheRabbitHole I wish I had that problem. Haha

I have paid over $10B in taxes in a single year, more than anyone in history. If I exercise and sell stock options, the combined federal and state income tax is ~45% (I still pay California taxes for every day I spend there). Then there is another 40% tax paid on my estate when I die. Overall, I will probably end up paying trillions in taxes.

Do rich people pay taxes? > Yes. Do they pay their fair share? > More actually.

@ThrillaRilla369 Wow, she’s dead so hopefully that won’t happen for a long while!

What do you call it when you get back together with your ex?

If you support REMOVING JOHN THUNE… REPOST THIS!

@ScottPresler I live in the Austin area.

If you live in Texas, please connect with me. I’ll be making an important announcement tomorrow & kindly ask for your help.

@Julssszz1 Hold my beer.

Fuck it!!!🤣😂

Retweet if you think @elonmusk should be back at DOGE.

@ohhanxiety That her dad was the defense team for someone that killed their ex wife?

What will kim Kardashian be remembered for?

@LibertyCappy Don’t threaten me with a great era! Hahaha

What is the first thing you do?