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This is disgusting.

This is why Alice Cooper is the GOAT "I want my shows to take you as far away as possible from politics. It’s supposed to be an escape from the world we’re living in. " "You’re telling your fans ... just to think like you. Rock’n’roll is about freedom – and that’s not freedom."

A couple of years ago I was about to propose to my girlfriend. Ring in hand. Speech prepared. Everything ready. My roommate Joseph burst through the door out of nowhere, tripped over absolutely nothing, and fell face first through a glass table. Me: (ring still in hand) Me: (staring at Joseph on the floor) Me: (staring at the shattered table) Me: (staring at my girlfriend) Mood: gone. Joseph got a large piece of glass in his eye. Was walking around with a cotton pad over it for two months. I put the proposal on hold and helped him through the whole thing because that's what you do. Then one day Joseph was gone. My girlfriend was also gone. Together. Apparently they bonded during his recovery. Eloped without leaving a single note. I tried to find them. Never could. So if you've ever wondered why I'm not married right now. It's because if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from. Where did you go. Where did you come from cotton eye Joe.

Lupita Nyong'o: “I really had no idea what The Odyssey was” 😭

Predicador islamista palestino: "Las vírgenes del Paraíso no tendrán menstruación, saliva, moco, orina ni excrementos. Los hombres musulmanes tendrán la fuerza sexual de 100 hombres. Tendremos varias esposas y esclavas sexuales en el Paraíso."

Sally Field? The same Sally Field who thought Robin Williams wasn’t funny? ~THAT~ Sally Field?

What horror death, be it a in a novel or a movie, lives rent free in your head?

Lol You only like Hungry Caterpillar because it has great colors

There isn’t a single number out of China that is real. Dual currency system and cooked economic numbers. Population numbers, etc. It takes a special person to believe numbers out of China.