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ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

For those wondering why I simultaneously look tan, exhausted and a wee bit stressed 😜 la.eater.com/2016/6/20/1198…

Yes! The @rviplounge needs to travel @Winnebego style! twitter.com/rviplounge/sta…

On average a bisexual will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the world in their lifetime. #bisexualfacts #youthinkyourbetterthanme

Looking pretty good (right?) at 808 Brannan right now - with @applause

Today is the day! Greenspan's Grilled Cheese opens at 11am! Come on in and see us! @chefgreeny #grilledcheeseday

@benbrown so many sucks! Also, really strange coincidence!?!?

Whoa - it worked! #newfeature

@NSFW would like to recall his last tweet

Supressing urge to grab Teuronypical.com -- having trouble telling good ideas from bad ones today. #teuronypical

@JoyceMeyer "God gave us our mouth for one reason - to glorify Him." And to hum while doing it!

American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: tinyurl.com/lczmkn4 @HuffingtonPost

American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: tinyurl.com/lczmkn4 @teamcnn

Well this is interesting. "Bang with Friends" "totally anonymous"? Not so very much! facebook.com/browse/friends…

RIP Annette - you will always be the hottest Mouseketeer and my favorite Wild Bikini Stuffer! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annette_F…

37 degrees. I blame global warming. Really.

Tonight: Cozy fire, Rum drinks, grilled cheese, Red Wine, bananas foster, Roaring Fire and Season One of Girls! F T F W !