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Today my minion is poorly but the NHS is looking after her despite all the pressure on it. Thank you #NHS and everyone working in it

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

It’s my Twitter anniversary today. Don’t know what it means except it must mean SAUSAGES #dog #sausages

@JillYWhitehouse Easy. Me.

It’s #LoveYourPetDay but which one to choose? And there are more...

@JillYWhitehouse Though humiliating for some of us. That’ll be me. Each day brings a fresh trauma - I mean jumper

Against the 2020 odds Christmas has been lovely for us #lucky

Our outside entertaining space did not survive the storm! Academic though as we are in tier 4.

And yet again I find myself the laughing stock in this house - the annual Christmas humiliation has happened

Thank you to all our candidates, clients and colleagues for their commitment and resilience throughout this unpredictable year. We wish you a happy, healthy and restful festive period. We look forward to working together in 2021 #legal #legalsearch #recruitment

peter bone’s hair on newsnight makes him look like a bald man obscuring a yorkshire terrier

@JillYWhitehouse Hard to tell when she does this...

About to put on my Tigger costume to celebrate daughter’s birthday. No she’s not 6 or 7 - she’s 22

@StinkyPondDog Too late

@StinkyPondDog It is my person’s birthday today and I am very worried from whispers I’ve eavesdropped on that one of her parcels might include an embarrassing outfit for me.

I have a new coat. What. Were. They. Thinking.

@JillYWhitehouse I like those too

Things that make me happy 5 #lockdownlist crazy lockdown commune suppers.

@StinkyPondDog You got off lightly...

#HappyHalloween2020 ! I went for the sophisticated look this year. Pumpkins aren't very talkative, are they?

it’s been a pleasure working with you mr president

Here is the opening of tonight’s show. x

@JillYWhitehouse If you’re being Pavlovian you should feed it to me

Just made banana bread - is this a Pavlovian response to the news headlines? #lockdown

@StinkyPondDog Doesn’t she bother?

So one of us has had to have a bath because we found something stinky to roll in. I should clarify, it's not Mrs TG.

@JillYWhitehouse Take me too

I am so looking forward to going for a walk - only 2 more days to go #quarantine

@JillYWhitehouse @BoyBijou I’d have made a much bigger dent in it. Of a different kind. #cake

What the birthday cake looks like when @BoyBijou has been sitting on the box