ThatSwanseastonesDog

Mrs TG here: This is the tweet I didn't want to write. TD/Stinky Pond Dog has been living with a condition for the past few months, which today worsened. He's still with us but we don't know for how long. I'm so sorry to bring such awful news, this account was always for fun. 1/2

Twitter Dog, aka Stinky Pond Dog, has gone to chase stinky ponds in the sky. He left us peacefully this morning. He was the perfect dog. We are broken. Thank you so much for your kind words over the past few days - they mean so much to us. Give your pets a big cwtch.

We kept from you that, despite appearances and behaviour, he is an old boy. We're so thankful for all the lovely comments, likes and retweets. But it is time to retire this account and let TD live out what time he's got left eating sausages and watching Wallace and Gromit.🐾❤️2/2

Mrs TG here: This is the tweet I didn't want to write. TD/Stinky Pond Dog has been living with a condition for the past few months, which today worsened. He's still with us but we don't know for how long. I'm so sorry to bring such awful news, this account was always for fun. 1/2

@CallypWatts @swanseastones You know, I think I will🐾

@StinkyPondDog @swanseastones Who could ever imagine you as anything else? Have a sausage!

Just to be clear, TG @swanseastones, I'm the main event, not the 'spare'.

@HardingRhonda @swanseastones Thought so🐾

@StinkyPondDog @swanseastones You definitely are the main event my friend 👍💗🐾🤗

@IsobelMitchell4 @swanseastones 😊🐾

@StinkyPondDog @swanseastones And infinitely more appealing!

@JulieSc27577140 @swanseastones 😊🐾

@StinkyPondDog @swanseastones That's because you are a very good dog! (To steal a phrase!) 🤣🐶

@pilgrimrose @swanseastones You are SO right🐾

@StinkyPondDog @swanseastones The only phrase you need to know, TD, is 'Don't spare the sausages.' It's the only way the word could possibly relate to you.😍

@KayRhod73215235 @swanseastones I thought so too🐾

@StinkyPondDog @swanseastones Excuse me but where did the doubt come from? Mega stars don’t need to reinforce their status.

Now you tell me it's #FridayThe13th, Mrs TG, where's the car?

@KirstyDunseath Warm🐾

@StinkyPondDog And how does it feel? 😂😂😂

@Janelovestoread 😊🐾

@StinkyPondDog Looking lovely!!!

You read hundreds of books, TG, so what is it about a weather forecast that you find so difficult to understand?

@jenfanotto @swanseastones That's okay then, all's forgiven 🐾

Doors open in 1.5 hours. What's everyone reading this weekend?

@ValleyAllBlack Fish fingers, which are a close second🐾

@StinkyPondDog 🙈😂🐾 I hope there are sausages to compensate

@IsobelMitchell4 Maybe😋🐾

@StinkyPondDog Did you eat it all?

Where's all the Christmas food gone?

@GillPerry1 I hope so🐾

@StinkyPondDog Surely there must be an International Sausage day to look forward to?