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Eileen

@NZNeep

Paekākāriki gay. Trans rights. My best haircut was when I was 5. She/her. Mature 👩🏼‍🔬🔬🧬 student. Shill for big literature

Kathmandu. Wellington. Katılım Temmuz 2007
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Eileen@NZNeep·
Yes but without capitalism would we have the Briscoes lady? Hmmm?
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The first time we met 😍 (taken with my flip phone) And a very small puppy on a kitchen floor that has since been replaced
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It's party time for Magnus the 14yo puppy. It's a rave
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@whaeavee You are doing so well and giving him such love ❤️ I said good bye to Magnus last week. It was a lot more sudden than Tama's palliative journey but he ate some treats out my hand in his final minutes. They know we love them
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@cath_nz Stubbornly in my shortie pajamas but with the electric blanket on really low
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@Becs Actually these days it's usually messenger so a 👍
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Becs 🍉@Becs·
me: texts a short novel my dad every time: right
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@KiribatiGov I'm absolutely going to start a business importing rocky mountain oysters into Kiribati
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I'm thinking of the poor vet who called to say my dog was deteriorating and I should hurry to get there before euthanasia. She ended the call with an automatic "have a nice day" and I could *feel* her cringe as she hung up
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@AsherGoldman I don't know if we are supposed to be offended or Paeroa Which of us misses out more
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Asher Wilson-Goldman@AsherGoldman·
It's frustrating how in the Tina from Turner's ad she sings "Paekākāriki" while standing in front of the giant L&P bottle which is clearly in Paeroa, nowhere near Paekākāriki. It's the only town name she sings where she's not in front of something in that town, I don't understand
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@irisshackleton You've just sparked a memory of my cat who died a few months ago. If she fell asleep on the leg rest of a recliner I would do the same to get up without disturbing her 😅
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Iris Shackleton@irisshackleton·
Btw, when the power went out I was sitting in my yellow chair with the leg rest out. Being an electric recliner I found myself cast 🤣 Thankfully no one was around to see me roll over the arm and land in a heap. Excellent skills.
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@rawhitip_ And people who can't accept compliments
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hine ahu one@rawhitip_·
there is nothing i cant stand more than a 'im just a loser/weirdo/ugly' mfer when im dating. self deprecation when i barely know u is so insufferable sorry
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@AsherGoldman Mighty ape once sent a shoe box size package with a gift card in it
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Asher Wilson-Goldman@AsherGoldman·
This is an obscenely large box considering the only thing inside is a MicroSD card the size of one of my fingernails (hand for scale)
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@cath_nz @azlancat Life with a pug – please don't audibly lick your bum next to my pillow
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Eli McCann@EliMcCann·
I toasted four hamburger buns on the grill, brought them in, put them on the counter, and now there's only half of one bun left. I cannot figure out, for the life of me, where it went.
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Eileen@NZNeep·
@Becs When I was 18 I joined a uni gym. I was 5'10 and around 60kg. Told them my goal was strength and energy I was handed my personalised plan titled "generic weight loss 1" That was the last time I entered a gym
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Becs 🍉@Becs·
MT did a "body scan" at her gym and it told her she was fat. I'm so enraged. It's utter BS. The child is 5'2 and 56kg. She goes to the gym every day. The child has guns and abs. No way she's fat. This is the kinda shit that causes eating disorders.
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Eileen@NZNeep·
Google tells me that astronaut Christina Koch is married to *the* Robert Koch of microbiology fame... from the Victorian era. Remember when we had a search engine that worked
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Tiare@Tiare_MP·
Watching Voyager for the first time. …New Zealand mentioned…?
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