Cool Hand Fluke

I’m done. Kikorangi time. Bye and thanks for all the fish. Fuck musk and the broligarchs Fuck nazis Free Palestine Toi tu tiriti

Melania has aged far better than Don

@chrisluxonmp Your incompetence is matched only by your ego. Resign before you get rolled.

BREAKING: Inflation remains low at 2.2%. Our economic plan is working.

Did you know? Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.

What were you doing in those countries?

🔥 Timeline cleanse: Because after all the pollution on your feed today Jake living his best life in -20 degree temperatures is quite possibly going to end up being the best thing you watched.

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

They locked my account over the Luigi joke but I’m back bitches

@A_G_Hawkins Right on brand for the act party then.

Hell yes they are

Nicola Willis’s plan for revving up the economy? Increase tourism and immigration. Deja vu anyone? History has already commented on how that turned out for NZ during and after the Key era. Does this government not have a single new idea?

People treat Israel’s inability to defeat Hamas in Gaza like it’s just a matter of guerrilla forces being incredibly hard to defeat. But no, not in a 25 x 5 mile area, that is something unique

The arc: 1. “It wasn’t a Nazi salute.” 2. “Maybe it was a Nazi salute but it was a joke.” 3. “It wasn’t a joke but it was owning the libs.” 4. “It wasn’t owning the libs but so what?” 5. “Actually, Hitler had some good ideas….”

@MayorWayneBrown Great idea champ

When did we become a nation obsessed with appeasing the Gods of health and safety? This is something I’ve been chewing over the Summer period whilst engaging in some risk-taking behaviours of my own: Like driving my car. Surfing at Piha. And drinking beer. In all seriousness though, we have a boy-cried-wolf problem when it comes to risk mitigation. I wrote about this on the weekend in The Post.