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@FabianBiwott1 @Machariadavid41 @KiprutToo Spice unajua ni ya kufanya nene? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Machariadavid41 @KiprutToo And the it was spicy poor me 😂

Kuna mahali mtu hafai kula nyama kabisa. 1. Kihunguro 2. Mau Summit 3. Naivasha 5. Suswa

What some once dismissed as a pipe dream is today steadily rising on the Kisumu skyline. The Anderson Park Estate Housing Project, under our urban renewal agenda, is making visible and significant progress. Implemented in partnership with LAPTRUST and the County Pension Fund (CPF), the KSH 5 Billion development when finally fully complete, phase 1 will deliver 746 modern housing units comprising 1, 2 and 3-bedroom apartments, expanding access to decent and dignified housing for our people. The County Government of Kisumu, contributed the land for redevelopment in exchange for settling accrued pension debts we inherited, and has played a central role through policy support, stakeholder engagement, and project oversighting. This project reflects my long-term vision to position Kisumu as a resilient and forward-looking metropolitan city, well prepared to meet the demands of rapid urban growth.It has from the date of ground breaking 712 days ago, been offering livelihoods to an average 500 youth per day taking home between 600/= to 1,500/= daily. Beyond housing, Anderson Park demonstrates the power of strategic partnerships in accelerating development, improving urban infrastructure and enhancing the quality of life for residents. Where we do not have sufficient funds to execute any one of 14 devolved responsibilities as a County, we look for strategic partners. This is a success story. From doubt to delivery, Kisumu’s transformation is firmly underway. It is very normal and a right for some people to oppose or doubt. #TichTire

@MutemiWaKiama @winnyk15 I can rem' the convoy of police lorries heading to kisumu back in 2012 to quell protests. 100s of bodies dropped in the middle of L Victoria and the same in 2017. Hacking and burning a whole family in 2007 elec' in vasha. All these were nothing coz a certain tribe was in power.

Ruto is no longer preparing to win 2027. He is preparing for what happens AFTER Kenyans reject the results. Look carefully at the pattern. Njoki Ndung’u being pushed to the ICC. Philomena Mwilu exiting soon. Warsame already singing “respect the appointing authority.” A carefully cultivated Supreme Court bench slowly taking shape around one man’s political survival. This is not random. This is architecture. A 7 judge shield designed to sanitize disputed elections, neutralize constitutional resistance and protect power at all costs. Kenyans must stop thinking rigging only happens at polling stations. Modern state capture happens in the courts, in appointments, in institutions and in silent elite deals made years before an election. Why is State House so invested in judicial positioning? Why are loyalists being rewarded strategically? Why is every independent institution slowly becoming politically obedient? Because Ruto understands one thing: The real battle after 2027 may not be in the streets. It may be in the Supreme Court of Kenya. Observe the SCOK carefully. Observe the appointments. Observe the silence. Observe the programming. This regime is not planning for democracy. It is planning for legal protection after democracy is violated. History has taught us one painful truth: When the judiciary is captured, the citizen becomes powerless. 2027 will not just be about votes. It will be about whether Kenya still has institutions strong enough to defend those votes. #Borrowed

@kijana_misa Umesema 800k in one month?.

This woman left a well-paying job in Nairobi last year and went back to Trans Nzoia, where she comes from, to start farming. She believed farming has good opportunities, even though many young people think it is only for uneducated or rural people. This year, she got her first harvest. From half an acre of maize, she got about 200 sacks. She sold each sack at around KSh 6,000, making about KSh 1.2 million. After paying her expenses, she was left with more than KSh 800,000 profit in just one month. Her story is now encouraging many Kenyans to try farming.

@ggiste 100% korekt. A good friend of mine alipata hadi kipara within 6 months

Meru flamboyant Businessman Amos Njagi Ãn amesema. … Kitu isikudanganye uchukue savings zako kidogo ndio uweke matatu kwa barabara. Hapo ndio utajua objects in the mirror may appear closer than they are. Kwanza kitu mbaya inakuanga counting your eggs using the Ethiopian calendar. Ati juu gari ni 16 seater na kwenda Msa ni 1600 ati hapo ukona 25,600? Round trip ni 51,200. Toa 20k ya fuel na expenses ukona 30k? Hiyo ndoto itaisha ukiwa unaburuka bila mabawa. The first shock you will recieve is that kwa Sacco mko wengi na unapanga line. Ata unaweza make one trip in a week. Second, hiyo gari sio yako, ni ya crew na polis. Hiyo wiki kama haijashikwa, we jua itaitisha gear ama turbo. Town service ata ndio mbaya saidi. Mara "tumeshikwa na askari" mara kanjo mara tumegonga kibanda. Utakua unaona simu ya dereva damu inaanza kuenda anti clockwise. Yaani ni shida after shida. Wiki ya kwanza pesa utapewa tu vizuri, wiki ya pili gari itatafuna hiyo pesa yote fiuuu. Wiki ya tatu utakua unabembeleza dereva atume ata za supper basi. Na bado ujue manyanga ikiingia wanaeza wacha gari yako kwa stage wachukue mpya. Hii industry huwezi toka na experience, ni either utoke na makesi mingi ama ugonjwa brand new. Ata heri ununue rotweiler ya 60 sausand ju itakua inashika mikora na kukula sosej. Juzi alitwambia how he makes money kwa Biashara ya Matatu leo amesema ni buuuulander… He is now confusing us jameni..

@MaxonAiro I've won nothing on betjam since you introduced it. Sporty na odi is where my lack is

Anytime someone tells me ati #BetJam is not the best bookie 😅😅😅

@MaxonAiro Praying for arsenal instead

Pray for West Ham!

@SUEKAT1399696 @ivymuthe She didn't

@Nairobimotor @ivymuthe Good for you guys for standing up for her. I hope she didn't go back.

A man brutally assaulted his wife, leaving her with permanent scars. She fled to her parents' home for safety, where she received treatment and eventually recovered. Three months later, the husband contacted his in-laws, demanding that they either return his wife or refund the dowry he had paid. Her brothers devised a plan in response. They messaged him that he could come and collect his wife, acknowledging that their sister could sometimes be difficult. The man quickly replied with a date and time, stating he would come alone. Upon his arrival, the family welcomed him warmly at first. However, the atmosphere soon shifted: they tied his hands and legs with ropes, and the brothers instructed their sister to give him a severe beating in return.Was this right?

@Only1tommo You had the same record the last time you met barca in finals.

Havertz has been injured four times Saka has been out for a total of four months Timber is currently sidelined for two months Merino has been out for over four months Eze missed two months White was injured at the start of the season Madueke was out for two months Odagaard hasn’t been fully fit for most of the season I don’t even want to talk about Calafiori being made of glass. We didn’t make any signings in January, yet we made it to the UCL final unbeaten and are still top of the Premier League. Respect him.

@SUEKAT1399696 @ivymuthe Turned my siz into a punching bag, pai goons were already on site n if it was not for the wazee.

@Nairobimotor @ivymuthe What had he done?

@Athma_n @Mastardcesh You call it yapping

@Mastardcesh This chera guy always yapping 😂

Ah, my people,,Senator Kiprotich Cherargei is roasting the police like hot nyama choma😂 They just kicked out 18 pregnant female recruits from Kiganjo training after CS Murkomen’s inspection. Dreams shattered, uniforms returned. Ilikuwa mbaya mamuu. Cherargei: “If the mamas are going home, where are the sperm donors in uniform? Drag those stallions too” Classic Kenya. Lock hungry recruits together for months, then act shocked when biology happens. Women carry the shame and baby, men continue marching like nothing. Police college isn’t a nunnery... Arrest the night-shift baby daddies too, or shut up💀Tutafika wapi jameni?

@iamMosesKe_ @JCarhire Wabera street opposite city hall?.

@JCarhire Reminds a day a told my driver to clean the nissan lafesta and pack everything then drove it to the microfinance along wabera street, I love my peace of mind . Mimi na microfinance.. tawe! Nijikute!

Auctioneers can show you dust that even heartbreak has never attempted. Kuna siku Nairobi iliniremind that love is painful, yes… but microfinance with auctioneers is a premium subscription to character development. Kitambo I had this Nissan Note I had bought on “sukuma deni.” For those who don’t know, sukuma deni is where the loan remains under someone else’s name, but you agree locally that you continue paying until the loan is cleared, then the car is transferred to you. Sounds simple, right? Until the loan owner becomes mtu wa drama. I didn’t know the loan had arrears. Then the car got into an accident, and because I wasn’t the policy holder, pursuing insurance became a whole PhD. The car sat in the garage for months while I was still paying installments. Eventually I decided, “Wacha nijipange.” I fixed it myself. My friend, that small Nissan Note ate 290k. Full body paint, detailing, full tank… because mimi sipendi gari inakaa venye inataka. Even my friends know I don’t enter cars with scars. That Friday the car finally came out looking clean-clean, ready for a 5-month booking on Monday. Monday morning, 5:30am, the guard calls me: “Madam, kuna watu wamefunga gate na gari yao. Hawakubali gari itoke.” Guess who? Auctioneers. I pleaded. I explained. I even told them I had spoken to the relationship manager and was paying at 11am. They looked at me the way Nairobi looks at your plans and said, “Hiyo ni story yako.” Within 2 hours, my clean, painted, full-tank Nissan Note was gone to their storage yard. By 11am my day was somehow back to normal. I had moved on. To date, hata microfinance inipee gari with zero deposit plus 2 years grace period before first installment, I can’t. Buana mimi heri nitembee. I remembered this yesterday after meeting a friend affected by the Marurui demolitions. He told me, “I’ve lost tangible assets worth over 5 million, but I’ve already gotten another space. I start building tomorrow.” And that’s life. Sometimes you don’t heal slowly. Sometimes unaamka, unafagia dust, unatafuta space ingine, unaanza tena. Nairobi will break your heart, auctioneers will humble you, but moving on quickly is a life skill. Kwanza stress za car hire uongeze microfinance itabidi uanze kuongea na miti, ukikunywa mursik ya engine oil, juu sasa hiyo ni advanced pressure.

@EarlKaccino @ahmadsalims Daycare funds

@ahmadsalims Where's the money from? That's one huge crime scene

Today I visited a client’s site in Parklands. I stood on a terrace, looking over a part of Nairobi that has changed so much over the years. What struck me was NOT the new buildings. It was the unfinished ones. Projects halfway done. Some almost complete but stalled. Scaffolding left in the rain. Old family homes broken down and left as they are. Land bought at huge prices, now sitting empty. First Avenue Parklands and Mpaka Road used to feel like one big construction site. I even once posted about it. Today the silence is loud. I hear Kilimani and Kileleshwa are starting to tell the same story too.

@MaxonAiro Ongeza visa,ticket accommodation et ce tera.

A round-trip from Nairobi to Budapest on Turkish Airlines costs about 137k! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 😁

@ignyharaz2 There's a tarmacked road beside the river that links globe roundabout and riverside round about but it has been turned into garages

A clean River flowing within the city would be something interesting, good views, therapeutic with fresh air. But River Nairobi has turned into the great bank of Spain, money heist season 5. Everytime we set a huge budget to clean it but we never achieve the desired result. Regardless, Kenyans with big heads will still throw plastics and some men will pee in here, others will wash directly from this river. If Sakaja delivers something close to this, I'll shout 2tam but still vote him out. Thanks

@FanbrizioRomero @FOXSports Everything revolve around messi

@MaxonAiro 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🖕🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

I have 7 tickets za Sunday's #MashemejiDerby at Nyayo Stadium 🏟 Giving them out randomly!

@JaredoumaA @kijana_misa Dishonest,unappreciative, and thankless voters deserve nothing.

@kijana_misa Bitter failed MCA😃

Henry Muthee Munyi was an MCA aspirant in Gaturi South Ward, Embu. In 2022, he donated a big water tank to the people of Karurina so they could have water. He was hoping they would vote for him in return. But when the results came out, Munyi lost the election. He was very angry because the people had promised him a big win. So he went back, removed the water tank and took it away like a repo man. Kenyans laughed and argued online. Some called him petty. It became one funny drama in Kenyan politics😂!

@14Menengai @onjolo_kenya Karatasi lives in bahati estate

@onjolo_kenya Mzee Tamaa was my neiba growing up. Jericho Lumunba. Mzee Ojwang lived in neighboring Mbotela. Others such as Karatasi and Rosemary Kairo also lived in those estates along jogoo road. There was Wariahe too. That show was legendary

Watched an Alex Mwakideu interview the other day he was talking to the legendary judge from Vioja Mahakamani. Millennials, you know her ~That no-nonsense mama who took zero nonsense in that courtroom. Now here’s the wild part they never had scripts. Not a single one. They’d just show up, pick roles, agree on the case, and go. Cameras rolling, take one, done. So every punchline Alphonse Makacha and Dot Makokha ever dropped? Pure improvisation. No rehearsal. Nothing prepared. Just talent doing its thing in real time. Kenya really had something special with that crew. And here’s the part that gets me AG Amos Wako was fully behind the show. He’d supply them with real court cases and actual judgments from Kenyan courts. So when the judge passed her verdict on screen, it wasn’t made up. It was legally accurate, straight from the constitution. Comedy on the surface. Civic education underneath. That’s a level of craft most productions today can’t touch. Golden era. Salute to those legends. 🫡