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Kart parking over the weekend during the Milwaukee Maker Faire event.

@oncloud_e @MsValerieChaos The other part being it’s so odd when you live with someone that never learned this skill. I’ve had roommates 1/3 of my weight that I just know the neighbors can hear them walking. I can feel it in the floor two rooms away.

@MsValerieChaos i used to tell myself i was playing ninja when i had to use the bathroom or went to get a snack trying not to be seen or noticed at all lol, i got really good at it but looking back it's kinda fucked

i still play everything on mute or low volume cause if i made noise growing up i'd get put in a chokehold

@oncloud_e The gargoyle falling outside during a storm thing sounds so familiar. Do you remember what platform it was on? Was this a Steam game?

the window is scary, there's something about a gargoyle falling outside during a storm, and there's a chase sequence down the stairs with a horror warning out of nowhere. there's a plot about these chain emails promising a new life to you, that you may have already signed up for

okay so this is a long shot, but does anyone know this indie point and click/text based game where you're a girl stuck in your apartment and you respond to emails and fall asleep mainly? it's got very "game within a game" vibes

@LiquidGoth Apparently there is a serious shortage of cart pushers out there..

@LiquidGoth The only thing I do in TF2 is push the cart, I am not good at anything else in that game.

someone in the tf2 chat just said “playing with my dildo inside me :D” hell yeah brother but can you push the fucking cart

@oncloud_e @estrogentowne This is a ridiculous thread because I just thought in the last few days as a fat guy if I needed to do skin grafts can I just tell them they need to remove my fat to make the excess skin they need.

@estrogentowne burn ward skin graft but don't do this

unironically what is stopping me from bonesmashing my way into free gender affirming surgeries. like if i destroy my nose and they have to build me a new one can't i just make it a girl nose at that point

@LiquidGoth I feel this. Sometimes that’s just how the days ends up.

I think that I will go home and rethink my life

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

@LiquidGoth Out creating aesthetic perfection.

went to the coast on a whim

@arxonbby @LuciusQC509 He played himself on this one space x did chuck a mid size sedan into space years ago. I would say the ability for both of these things to be true is significantly more than his sarcasm implies.

@LuciusQC509 What exactly do you gain from commenting this? I mean unless you have a humiliation kink...

When I was like 5 months on hrt, I posted a picture in like those dolphin shorts every femboy has, and a cïs girl friend of mine who I used to be close with saw the picture and hit me up saying "why didn't you tell me you had the surgery already?" I had to tell her that I didn't

I bet if you’re a cow getting tractor beamed by a UFO feels really fucking good

@citrusgirlpaige How long do you need it to be? Are you looking for raw chain to make your own thing?

@citrusgirlpaige Fantastic movie though.

you actually can’t ever stop it’s like the 1994 movie speed starring sandra bullock and keanu reeves

@davepl1968 Dave if you had that much cool stuff outside I would love to live next to you 😂

@MatrixMysteries I own many acres, and there are a lot of things I can't do with them. Welcome to modern society, unless you want to live next to my salvage yard, cult compound, cement plant, gun range, drag strip, heliport, or whatever.

This woman OWNS 37 acres of land. Not leased. Not borrowed. OWNED. And the government still told her she can’t put a tiny home on it. “I said, I OWN the land. It's massive. What's the problem?” Ownership means NOTHING when permission is required for everything.

@citrusgirlpaige That’s the hottest thing anyone has ever said on this app so yeah.

(flirting) we should get a little property and put a bunch of cool cars on it

@ratxgurl The first is probably the one. That third one looks like I should be sitting at a round veneer wobbly table under it smoking a cigarette with a cheap orange ash tray.

Which stained glass light should I get my bff, I kinda think the first one is the best actually

@LiquidGoth That’s amazing! Did you make it? How did you decide what you wanted it to be?

im my fursoner today :3

@pierbiwierbi I would immediately take pictures with it to see what they look like.

ah shucks

@citrusgirlpaige I feel the same about coffee, not a fan of drip unless I'm doing a lot to it. I love a good espresso drink done right but most of the time I'm just having redbull or other caffeine supplements.

@Naitotchi this is drip coffee which I have never particularly enjoyed but imo peak caffeination occurs with a double-shot cappuccino from a proper espresso machine (or three double-shot cappuccinos, usually). Most of the time cans are fine though

drank coffee for the first time in ages this morning bc I forgot to buy more rockstar and I’m AWAKE but I feel CRAZY and my tummy HURTS

@LiquidGoth This is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long time.

I think there’s so much trany hate now because they realized they can ragebait us into degrading them for faps