NancyandLottie

@janette__31 @_SockDog Now you’ve chomped the box it will be easier to think outside it

@_SockDog I chewed up a box under the kitchen table. A bit tame but I promise to do better 🤭

@kwoade Classic Geoff misogyny.

Can I point out here, on a technical note, THEYRE in the kitchen, IM coming into the kitchen, why the hell am I the one being stared at for food? You’re in the kitchen girls, make it yourself hey?

@kwoade If she doesn’t rub stinky pineapple on you now then what’s she going to lick off you in the bath later? Incredibly important that that statement is considered in context

I did not ask for stinky pineapple, if I’m entirely honest

@kwoade It struck me as an awful lot of personal space and not-getting-up-when-something-exciting-is-happening for a Labrador

@NancyandL That was last night, she’d never be downstairs if I were in bed!

Quality side eye of a little dog who was not expecting to be woken, but who will gladly accept belly rubs if offered.

@kwoade x.com/kwoade/status/…

@NancyandL 'God.' 'Deity.' 'Lord.' 'Abundant sun and source of all dignity and warmth.' 'Overseer.' 'Great two legged font of all wisdom.' 'Hairless king of all this domain.' 'Great and generous giver of walks.' 'Munificent benefactor of all good in this world.'

Please sir, can I have some more?

@olive_blacklab HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLIVE

Wowzer I’m 11 today 🎈🎁🎂🥩 Happy Birthday Olive 💜

@kwoade Feels like there might be a happy medium

How many walls would you want for the average garden. (This is one garden, pic from a public footpath!)

@JackTheLab3 I’m so sorry!

It is with huge sadness that I have to let you know my Biggest Sista went OTRB 🌈 today💔. Let me introduce you properly for the first time. This is Sparkle and she too was a retired Guide Dog. She was 14 in May. She was awesome! I will miss her 🥺

@Ok_Solly Solly feeling a smidge salty about the salt lick

Salt lick

@larrikinstreak @kwoade @deepshrm @GemCWL @Arthur_ChocLab Yes that sounds perfect for me, thank you. So will you be posting him or…?

@kwoade @larrikinstreak @deepshrm @GemCWL @Arthur_ChocLab It’s number 4 for me

@larrikinstreak @NancyandL @deepshrm @GemCWL @Arthur_ChocLab etc etc

@HumbugAndToby Less bah humbug more brrrr humbug

Heck... Who ordered the snow? Toby, was it you? ❄️🦄 #snow

@JonesLabrador Harley the hoodlum from the hood

@kwoade Somehow this captures the perfect distillation of each of their personalities

I have been found guilty of Standing in the Middle of the Kitchen.

@Arthur_ChocLab @Winnie_Choclab You finally figured out how to order online? Your parents are going to be bankrupt

@kwoade Me, misreading nobend: well yes I suppose she is pretty straight in that picture

Captain Nobend is gleefully observing the big dogs, who have been temporarily parked outside to avoid ABSOLUTE 200dB CARNAGE whilst I shower.

@CairnToby She looks like beautiful trouble, in the best possible way

@GuideMeElmo 🚨🚨🚨🚨 @deepshrm!