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people who grew up with both their mother and father under the same roof are the luckiest people on the planet

That brother sent R520 because he knew that lady's bank account might be on zero, so the R20 was for bank charges. Unfortunately he sent it to an ungrateful human being, ayi some ladies 🚮🚮

THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY AMERICA NEVER LEARNS FROM IT'S HISTORY IS BECAUSE AMERICA NEVER TEACHES IT'S REAL HISTORY.

Higher paying jobs require degrees. Stop letting these people lie to you, education quite literally does matter. 😂

He was married.

Thragg the day before beating the shit out of invincible and Omni man

Translation: Just forget about the M-She-U, please.

To Anissa

he needs 2–3 business days to come up with a comeback

hilarious that they have to lil bro thor in every movie to show how strong the antagonist is

Found Thragg’s burner.

“divorced my wife because she was too perfect and gave me too much peace" ~ Said no man ever

I'm sorry, gay couples should not be allowed to adopt babies. You opted out of God's natural plan. You don't get to confuse a child and mess their life up because you are confused and your life is messed up.

Footballers are peaking at 29 again

some animated series aren’t meant to be ever converted to live action, like ever.

Tricking the rockets thinking they wont return at all just to make them game time decisions Rob you genius 😭😭😭

Marcus Rashford has now seen what elite standards actually look like. And suddenly… he wants back at Manchester United? Let’s not dress this up. This isn’t about “unfinished business” or a change of heart. It comes down to two things: • £325k a week doesn’t exist elsewhere with his inconsistent performances. • At United, the floor is lower and he knows he can land softly At Barcelona (or any top-level environment), you either perform consistently or you’re out. No sentiment. No protection. No comfort zone. At United? He’s lived the opposite. Now the narrative will be: “Amorim is gone, fresh start, bring him back” No. The manager isn’t the issue. Standards are. Rashford already knows a section of the fanbase will accept 6/10 performances because he’s: • English • From Carrington • “One of our own” That safety net is exactly the problem. United cannot keep rewarding comfort. Not if this club is serious about returning to the top. This isn’t personal. It’s about standards — and whether we finally choose to uphold them.

37 years ago

Adolf Hitler, if you can hear me please help us.

Arsenal and Atleti waiting for who to attack first😭

The movie is being passed around on Twitter like a joint, and Paramount is launching investigations to catch the plug instead of salvaging the situation by releasing it sooner to capitalize on the hype and regain control