Nathan Habib

372 posts

Nathan Habib

Nathan Habib

@NathanHabib

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New York, NY Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Shaq out here looking like beatle juice for Halloween. #nbaontnt
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We don’t need Rogan to moderate. We need Jamie to fact check. #debates2020
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Im staying at my parents so I can’t really protest. They’re over 65 and have a high risk of getting racist.
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Me: ok starting today I’m going to eat healthy. Mom: BTW there’s chocolate ice cream in the freezer Me: FUCK! #quarantinediet
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Nathan Habib@NathanHabib·
Honestly, @warriors needed the rest this season. Always think positive.
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True hipster: Global Warming is the worst, but I’ll take 65 in January.
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Coming back home after “doing” comedy: Roommate: So you get a standing ovation?! Me: 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Nathan Habib@NathanHabib·
I double checked, yelling at the gym does not, I repeat, does not make you stronger. Let us lift peacefully.
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