Soup's On

My special Soup's On is available on YouTube! youtu.be/JtPFqKhs7PE

Show in Reno tonight, San Fran Fri & Sat

jenna maroney warming up to play jane krakowski playing mary in oh! mary in the jane krakowski biopic

In case you aren’t watching the @nuggets game tonight, here is the first TV ad of this race! The latest polling shows when Denverites hear our message, they are ready for change. Send this to all your friends in Denver who you want to vote with on June 30th. #kirosforcongress

have you ever called someone a glamorous philosopher? have you ever asked if we should invite bella hadid? well that means you should support @freshhel during as she recovers from BREAKING HER BACK! in fact, you owe her gofundme.com/f/broken-back-…

Hiiiii guysss i broke my back and it sucks. here’s my gofundme. love u ! gofund.me/cbc998612

Let me translate this for everyone else: “After we royally fucked up in NJ-11 and got the most anti-Israel candidate (Mejia) elected by accident (which we later claimed was our plan all along, 4D chess babyyyy), in IL-09 we completely failed to boost our preferred candidate, Laura Fine. So we had to settle for someone (Biss) who we called a ‘dangerous detractor’ for over 6 months, who we spent more money on ads attacking him than Kat. But we’re gonna say that stopping Kat was the real victory, because otherwise all of these embarrassing performances are gonna start to spook our donors. Oh and we can’t actually talk about Israel in our ads or operate under the name AIPAC because both are absolutely radioactive to Democratic primary voters.”

Irish Zionism

Are you a video editor who wants the US to stop starving Cuba? We will come back from Cuba with hours of professionally footage about the impact of the blockade and I'd love to put together a little collective who can help us get it out and on socials ASAP. comment below

watching a movie on the tv and the phone simultaneously so when you feel the urge to look at your phone you find yourself still watching the movie

When Tears In Heaven came out were people like “new Clapton just dropped”

🎶She's a good girl, loves her mama/ Loves Beavis... and Butt-Head, too🎶

You can preemptively register as a Conscientious Objector if you are worried about being drafted. To do so you register for the Selective Service, and write “I am a CO” when you do so. For extra protection you can do the CO application & send to us to keep on file for you.

Tomorrow night a Denver favorite hits the Downtown stage! Get tickets for Zac Maas's show at comedyworks.com 🔥

@Hickenlooper John Hickenlooper supports Israeli apartheid and genocide. Vote for @SenadoraJulie instead!

Don't fool yourself, comics. AI's coming for us too. It's new, it's young, & it'll rise fast. Then get depressed when success doesn't make it happy. Then get way too political, move to Austin, and quit. Finally, it'll try to sell feet pics and self destruct

Congrats to Derrick Stroup on the new Netflix special! 'Nostalgic' drops on March 10th! 🔗: bit.ly/47cDe0a

Remembering Mitch Hedberg on what would have been his 58th birthday today! What's your favorite Hedberg joke?

Yo, Tourette's can be context dependent. You can yell certain slurs by seeing certain people, but it's not like a release of inhibitions like alcohol, it's more like taboo word association. Like you can see a couple and go "He's cheating on you." It's not a true belief.

She also vocally opposes Israel's genocide in Gaza while Kamala Harris' campaign can't say the same

🚨 Here's The Hidden Assumption Beneath All US Foreign Policy — And It Can’t Ever Be Questioned 🚨 Attacking Iran. Kidnapping Maduro. Starving Cuba. Genociding Gaza. Invading Iraq / Libya / Syria / Afghanistan / can’t remember them all. Having a trade war with China. Creating a proxy war with Russia. At the heart of every single foreign policy decision is a core concept that (essentially) never gets questioned. Barely ever challenged. That premise is: Nationalism. If the belief in nationalism is at all incorrect, then none of our foreign policy decisions make any logical sense. Mountains of death and destruction for naught. Nationalism — supporting a country because you’re from somewhere within the borders of that place. ...Well, hold on, we need to define “from.” It’s supporting a country because you came out of a vagina that was within the parameters of said country at the time of your exit from said vagina. Wait, actually — some people have very strong nationalist feelings for a country they live in even though their place of birth is somewhere else. They might have moved to a different country. And they might hate the old country even though their parents are still there. So the whole “from” thing is moot. [Side Note: If you want weekly columns like this (at no cost), please follow my work by subscribing at "RealLeeCamp" on subs tack. Thanks!] Point being — I’m not sure how you decide which country to feel nationalism towards. But it’s very important. Sometimes you have to go and kill other people because they have nationalism for a whole other place. Your government might say “Here’s a gun. Go murder those other folks because they think their place is better.” And you have to do it. We have to support our brothers and sisters from the same country. But hold on, lots of us hate our brothers and sisters from the same country. The most nationalistic America-loving good ol’ boy living in the woods of Arkansas with an American flag on his porch, American flag hat on his head, American flag shirt on his body, and American flag tattoo across his chest — that dude would probably despise me. ...So why would he sign up to go kill other people in a faraway country to protect me and my EV car and my native plant community garden friends who only eat vegan smoothies? If that good ol’ boy accidentally ran over me with his pickup and got his American flag truck nuts lodged in my forehead, I’m not even sure he’d call an ambulance. There seems to be a bit of a hole in the logic of nationalism (which again is the root of all foreign policy). But let’s ignore that. Let’s still say loving your country and the people in your country more than any other country or other peoples is still the best way to view the world. Sound good? But wait, what about all the "PDF files"? No one can deny there are loads of pdf files in the United States. Think about it — you got all the Epstein people, the Catholic Church, the Boy Scouts, the Olympic gymnastics coaches, other gym coaches, basically all coaches of any kind, etc. That’s tons of pdf files, and I didn’t even get into the unaffiliated free-range free-solo pdf files. And I’m supposed to defend and love all those pdf files because they’re from the same country as me?? That’s undeniably fucked up! Clearly nationalism is pro-pdf file. Why am I the first to realize this? Now anytime someone holds up an American flag, I’m gonna yell at them, “PDF file lover! …Gym coach enthusiast!” But okay, forget about that. I’m sure that’s only a few thousand (or million) Americans. So I’ll still love nationalism — adore the U.S. of A. — because I support all the other Americans. But wait. What about the… R-worders? You know who I mean? The people who aren’t right in the head. You know? The R-worders. ...I’m just gonna say it. Screw it. I don’t care if I get canceled. …Russian Americans! There’s a lot of Russians living here. Some of ‘em have been here since they were, like, two years old. What do we do with them? I’m supposed to love and support them for being American? Are you kidding me? Oh, and murderers? They're here too. And paraphiliacs. And zoophiles. And dudes with hairy shoulders. This country is filled with all those. Are we supposed to love them because they’re American? That’s disgusting! Is someone keeping track of this list so we have it later? PDF files, murderers, Russians, and of course we should add any married couples who own matching floral pajamas. So once you add all those people up, that’s a solid half of the US population. Why the hell would you think the fact that they’re American is what matters most? There’s about 65 other characteristics about a human being that matter more than their national affiliation. So when you actually break it down, nationalism is a non-issue. But we use it to determine every foreign policy decision. We bomb children because of it. We genocide innocent people because of it. We economically starve whole nations. All because of this utterly flawed global categorization technique. Nation-states are the most unhinged, illogical, immoral way to decide just about anything. And yet even pausing for a moment to consider that fact is banned from mainstream media and most indie media as well. Clawing our way out of this dystopian brainwashing is step one in a global revolution of the mind. [Important: Justice & equality start with truth. Please share this. And if you want weekly columns like this (at no cost), please follow my work by subscribing at "RealLeeCamp" on subs tack. Thanks!]