Nathan Ro

@wellsaidlabs Hey guys just wanted to check if your site is down as it just loads and then gives me a timeout error? Thanks.

In the hearing of Depp VS Heard, they just called Dr Doofenschmirtz to the stand. Can't wait to hear the next witness. Hoping for Davy Jones or Jack Skellington personally. #DeppVsHeard #DrStrange

@Nick_Hamman Let's hope more heroes step up to the plate.

Bathabile Dlamini is a hero. Living proof that politicians can actually be held to account by the law. Thank you being a shining example of our legal system. Lets hope more follow in her footsteps

@VancityReynolds Or as the rest of the world knows them: typos

Happy to confirm #TheAdamProject will be available with Welsh subtitles.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Mae Amser Yn Hedfan #WxmAFC #COYR twitter.com/netflixuk/stat…

Ah PC... The old "Plug & Get A Doctorate in Programming to Fix the Tiniest Issue & Play"

@ShellsPemBroke Misinformation Alert! Fish do not in fact have fingers.

Adults who think fish fingers are only for kids 🚩🚩🚩

So Neil Young is sacrificing his income in the hopes of silencing free speech? That's pretty much communism in a nutshell. #communism #NeilYoung #JoeRogan

@GrantKench @Poultonr @homeaffairsZA 😂 Totally. I really can't understand why this process isn't more streamlined. It's easier to buy human kidneys online than basically getting a document proving you are who you are.

@NathanRo @Poultonr @homeaffairsZA Might be quicker to fly here and wait in queue? Also, could you bring along my unabridged marriages certificate? Apparently it’s coming from your neck 🤣 For reals though, home affairs in this country needs a better system. Good luck dude.

Got to @homeaffairsZA at 6am, I am 63 in the queue and they still haven't opened. It's 8:30 now.

@GrantKench @Poultonr @homeaffairsZA I'm in Jozi unfortunately...

@Poultonr @NathanRo @homeaffairsZA Malmesbury is definitely the way to go. Went Tuesday last week, arrived 6:30 and was probably 30/summin in the queue but after they opened at 8:30 we were out by 11. Got an sms yesterday to say everything is ready for collection.

If there are 6 counters at Home Affairs and 3 are vacant. 2 gov employees need to discuss the fit of their jeans. How many counters are operational? #30percentpassmark #mathstrivia #homeaffairs

Each of the 3 photo booths call a person every 40 minutes. It takes 1.5 minutes to take photos. Thus we can determine it takes 38.5 Minutes to wipe the fingerprint machine with sanitizer in between photos.

@homeaffairsZA: Renew you passport easily online! Home Affairs It Dept: #homeaffairs #government

@homeaffairsZA brand new digital solution!!! 😱

@HomeAffairsSA: How do you feel about people? Candidate: Couldn't give shit. @homeaffairsZA: You're hired! #homeaffairs #Government

@McDonalds ice cream machines work harder than government employees at @homeaffairsZA #homeaffairs #Government

You can learn a lot about government by how much people love going to @homeaffairsZA

I figured out that the earlier I go running, the less of it I am awake for. Follow for more fitness tips. #running #jogging #sleeprunning #FitnessMotivation #fitness

If politicians sold watermelon:

@badlydrawndobs Hey Dobs, yeah I recorded it with @lonehillestate back in 2005. It changed a bit in production but here it is: youtu.be/jTUcoMrcmp0

@NathanRo Men! 'Preciate you taking the time to reply. Two question; 1. What's the name of that song and 2, did you ever put it out?

#DobsRidiculosity this dude's been on my mind for a minute now...I finally searched and found him @NathanRo ...a phrase from the song he wrote and performed on the debut edition of the Project Fame has always been with me. "it's been a long hard day"