Nathan James 🧀

Imagine if we were a serious football club

@MistleyFc @SamMorshead_ Definitely something wide about him

@NathanSTFC @SamMorshead_ Mr Tumble plays out wide pal.

This is worse than Dec 3, 2024. Discuss.

@MistleyFc @SamMorshead_ You could've had 4 traffic cones in defence and Mr Tumble up front mate it wouldnt have made a jot of difference.

@SamMorshead_ @NathanSTFC We were missing 5 starters, on the beach and with absolutely nothing to play for…..I’d be hugely concerned if I were you, coupled with Holloways theatrics, self destruct!!#colu

@DeanMcMackin Holloways stupid philosophy of leaving good players on the bench so they can make an impact. That and he makes 4 changes to the starting lineup with a different system every game so it takes them a half to get used to it.

If ever a stat summed up a season, the geek I am thought I’d check it out. Drinnans goals this season… 73% have come in the 2nd half. The average is 50 for other strikers. For me it shows we start too slow and negative .

@BenzlWashington I barely even watch these days.

@NathanSTFC Can't break my heart when I watch games like this.

Boring myself saying it but has there ever been a Swindon side chasing promotion that has been this shit? At least this ends the autos talk. Was never gonna happen. And at least the playoff heartbreak will be predictable this time.

@PnoTuna @MrBraindown Shudder

@NathanSTFC @MrBraindown Under mcmahon?

Genuinely, when was the last time we outplayed anyone? Well, scratch that, when was the last time we actually played well? This is shocking. As bad as the 4-0 last season.

@SamMorshead_ Indeed. We've been bad for so long I've long accepted there will be no promotion but for those that kept some hope this must sting.

@NathanSTFC Cambridge were twice this Colchester team

@fscott_14 @GeorgeDugdale Hard to disagree

@GeorgeDugdale @NathanSTFC we’ve had about two good performances all season, shithouse fc

How on earth have we managed 4 points over those 2 Easter games?! 🤣 absolutely dreadful

@GeorgeDugdale Not sure we'll be going up. We are hopeless against the teams around us and well... bad in general. And even if we do I don't imagine we'll be up to much in League One

@NathanSTFC I’m very invested in not playing you and Reading next year. We may not be able to avoid Reading but if you’d care to stay where you are…

@GeorgeDugdale I dont even like hate watching us why are you doing it? 🤣

@NathanSTFC I hate watch you a fair bit and you’ve really nailed the play awful but win thing. Good habit to have!

Here's how #STFC line-up to face Walsall this afternoon:

God, I’m thankful! Happy Easter!

@LoathedStranger Has there been a worse promotion chasing Town side? We are bad - and somehow we've managed to sneak enough points to somehow be in the running.

👀 DRAW 👀 1️⃣ Cambridge United 1️⃣ Conor Ripley The #STFC smash and grab will do. Thoughts and MOTM shouts please. Cheers, RPU

@PnoTuna @LoathedStranger Sometimes using a dart board to pick your team and subs works I guess

I went to sleep with 30 minutes to go in last night's match. Just woke up and am completely amazed that we got a point, and it doesn't look like we got any better? How? Time to listen to @LoathedStranger and find out

@LoathedStranger Which XI? We've had 40 different XI's this season 🤣

I just want to give the Town XI a hug and tell them it'll be okay.

@PnoTuna Because tbf my tactics would be no players under 6 foot 5 with a heavy reliance on throw ins 😎🤣 Would still be better than whatever Swindon have been for the majority of this season I suppose

@NathanSTFC You're suggesting we should START with a line up and formation that could win??? How have you not managed 1000 matches?

Why do we let the opposition dictate our play?