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@realVespasian Brutally parrotmogged while trying to starbucksmaxx is a recipe for a giga cortisol spike

Was feeling good about myself then buddy brutally parrotmogs me

@nightxomega2000 @EliteClubS0B Keep defending that Ari Emanuel cock brother

@NathanielCrest @EliteClubS0B Thank Vince McMahon for that

Per WON, TKO CEO Ari Emanuel and President Mark Shapiro do have the final say in WWE creative, but they almost never exercise it. It was noted that in this situation (WrestleMania 42), they chose to use that authority at the most inopportune time.

@kmarcheck @Savageboston Yes I love our new coach who brought us to a game your Steelers haven’t seen since Obama was president. I’m disappointing in Vrabel from a human element but I’m not going to pretend that his level of faith in his marriage is something I think passionately about lol

@NathanielCrest @Savageboston Oh trust me, everyone in the world knows boston are simping for Vrabel.

The Patriots and Vrabel are clearly following the direct instructions of a crisis manager. This is part of the playbook - family counseling/rehab. Potentially more photos still to come out. Just wish it didn’t affect Patriots football, and now it does.

@RicFlairNatrBoy @arielhelwani @MsCharlotteWWE @AlexaBliss_WWE I hope you realize how embarassing you are to act the way you do at your age. Then again I couldn’t imagine peaking at life 50 years ago and chasing your prime ever since

I Want To Make Something Very Clear To Everyone After Yesterday’s Podcast With @arielhelwani. Number One- I’m More Than Thrilled To See @MsCharlotteWWE Wrestling With Her Friend @AlexaBliss_WWE. I’ve Never Seen Her Happier! So Let’s Clear That Up! Number Two- I Enjoyed Her In Singles Matches Because I Feel Like She Is Able To Put More Of Her Talent On Display. Number Three- No One Will Ever Criticize Or Make Any Attempt To Judge My Daughters Or Say Anything About Them. Number Four- I Wish We Could All Just Put Everything Behind Us, And Please Don’t Report Something On Me Unless It’s 100% True. Thank You! May We All Continue To Be Successful, And For So Many Of Us As We Grow Older, There May Be No Tomorrow. May Peace And Friendship Be With Us All. Let’s Go Back To Being The Brotherhood That We Were. That Was So Sacred At One Time!

@MIK3MCDANIEL Huh? I can’t tell if you’re a low tier troll or just a straight up dumb human. Most likely the latter if we’re being honest. 4 more rings post 2018 in Houston or Philly?? Put the phone down.

lowkey just realized that all of the stars in 2010s are fucking horrible when it comes to picking teams, like Lebron could’ve had like 4 more rings if he went to philly or houston in the summer of 2018

@Clavicular0 Brother don’t jestermaxx too hard it’s not worth dying

Just got home, that was brutal. All of the substances are just a cope trying to feel neurotypical while being in public, but obviously that isn’t a real solution. The worst part of tonight was my face descending from the life support mask.

@LeadingReport I don’t understand why these posts misrepresent an entire generation purposely. Not all GenZ and Millennials are burned out. Believe it or not some of us love life and have hope of a better future. This is the best time to be alive in history. I think most people are just losers

Gen Z and millennials are burned out because older generations worked just as hard, but they “had hope,” per FORTUNE.

@RocketsEdits Maybe because he’s an incredible basketball player. But I guess if he was from anywhere else in the Middle East where they fuck goats and throw gay people off roofs then he’d be getting supported. I hope Deni’s success makes you lose sleep at night

Whole tl glazing #him

@egregious_angst @fenley41 @MCoveteur It’s possible but it’s absolutely not easy. I’m 170lbs and the last time I consumed 3000 calories in a day was probably when I did a McNugget eating challenge 6 years ago with my friends. You’d have to be rather large for that to be easy.

@NathanielCrest @fenley41 @MCoveteur that is just not true, a thin person absolutely can easily eat or snack their way past 3000 but yes if you eat 3000 every single day, you'll get fat is my point

caloric deficit rebranded again

@egregious_angst @fenley41 @MCoveteur If you eat 3000 calories on any day you are most likely fat as shit and should probably throw away the candy and snacks

@fenley41 @MCoveteur You have to run a deficit to lose weight, if you eat 3000 calories of Whole Foods and burn 2400 you're going to gain weight.

@zagrebbi Weird dudes roleplaying as girls will do that to a name..

Caitlyn Jenner killed the name "Caitlyn". When Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn, the popularity of the name Caitlyn itself crashed. According to Social Security data, "Caitlyn" went from the 588th most popular baby name to dropping out of the top 1000 released names completely in just a year.

@BrndnStrssng Well he still can’t cut a promo so Hollywood was never a true option. He has no vindication when he speaks. I guess his egotistical awkward monotone promos didn’t translate to Hollywood what a shocker dude

Hollywood found out he couldn't act and wished him the best in his future endeavors

@RanWithThePlan “Beginning of the end for wrestling” while referencing the end of WM17. This weekend is WM fucking 42. You may not enjoy today’s product as much as then I sure as shit don’t. Are you gonna be 80 years old taking about how good 1990s wrestling was be for real

in hindsight, Stone Cold turning heel after Wrestlemania 17 was the beginning of the end for wrestling. It made a lot of ppl stop caring. Austin and Vince were NEVER meant to be on the same side. It didn’t make any sense.

@KevStar30 @prhddo @Rockstaar27 @____selah @hoodheresies07 Brother get Hood’s chode out of your mouth. Spit it out pal. Once he started pushing his absurdly woke political opinions he started receiving hate. Don’t push your shitty opinions on us, we don’t care what fucking Hood Retard thinks about international affairs

@prhddo @Rockstaar27 @____selah @hoodheresies07 He got paid and y'all worried about another man's pussy getting levels on X. Fuckinggg hell.

That fat ass nigga hoodgenius sold the account

@shagbark_hick I assume referring to any drink as “healthy” is probably the endgame of alcoholism. Look over here guys, his poison has juice in it!

I recently switched from beer to vodka screwdrivers, specifically with Ketel One, and boy, what a difference. The screwdriver is a healthful, youthful drink. I wake up the next day refreshed; skin taut, body lithe. What a change from dark, heavy beer -- a world of difference!

@AllDAYZ77 You should be absolutely ashamed you just called Mean Gene “the interviewer”. I don’t care how young you are if you’re that oblivious to the history of the sport then im really not sure why any of your wrestling opinions hold any value

The interviewer here was 43 years old, and Hulk Hogan was only 33 😭 Both of them looked 50+ 😂

@_willcompton We need Jack Swagger back more than ever to revitalize the Smackdown main event scene

The WWE timeline doesn’t look happy

@BuckeyeBackup @defrag Fact, that was the most homo erotic tweet I’ve ever seen on this app. Brothas twerking cheeks for golf shoes 😭

@defrag There’s also the thought that if you’re a grown ass man who cares about merch you’re a fucking loser.