LivingtheNativeway

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard. "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently, " the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast." The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping club way too hard." What can I do?, asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway....about 15ft. "That was great, " the pro says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"

In case you need a reminder, online threats are threats. secretservice.gov/newsroom/relea…

I had a call from a scammer the other day. Me: “Hello.” Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.” Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?” Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.” Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?” Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?” Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.” Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.” Me: “I think it’s already on.” Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.” Me: “I don’t see that.” Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?” Me: “Yes.” Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.” Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.” Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.” Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.” Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.” Me: “Okay. Same as before.” Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.” Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.” Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?” Me: “I usually press the big button.” Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.” Me: “Okay.” Scammer: “Is your device off?” Me: “No. The door popped open.” Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?” Me: “No. There’s a burrito.” 🌯 Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?” Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 🙆🏻‍♂️😂 Click. ☎️🤗

🚨 President Trump just played a CNN clip right at the FII Forum in front of the packed crowd and absolutely OWNED it! The fake news network forced to admit something they never wanted to say… Trump turning their own tape against them like a boss.

@ThrillaRilla369 "Allowed"? Don't care if it's allowed or not. I'm going to do it.

Even if an intruder is unarmed, should you still be allowed to shoot them for breaking into your house?..

@ThrillaRilla369 Not if your family is from the South 😁

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life 😆

🚨BREAKING: TikToker who works for @DoorDash says that if he sees MAGA signs in front of a customer’s home, he’ll throw their order out the window. Make him famous, because he clearly can’t separate his personal views from his job.

@gotrice2024 Since this would be a fire hazard, calling emergency services was warranted.

This woman was awoken to a loud crash, she ran down stairs and saw that the dryer fell off of the washer. She’s here alone and tried to pick it back up but it’s just too heavy. The only thing she could think of is to call 9-1-1. The police and fire department came out and was able to help her put it back. She’s being heavily criticized for calling an emergency line for what they consider a non emergency. But if you are a woman living alone with nobody to help you when something like this happens, was it appropriate for her to call 9-1-1?

@LescombeTed @Ravious101 Maybe AI can help you research the facts.

@Native_living @Ravious101 It's not opinion. You expressing an opinion. And it's wrong. Unless you have a legitimate source to back up you're claim? I'll wait.

Imagine pouring your blood, sweat, and every last dollar into materials... you finish a guy's backyard patio, and right at the end he hits you with "it's wrong" and refuses to pay a single cent. He threatens to call the cops if you touch "his" concrete. So the crew says screw it — and starts SMASHING it all back to rubble right in front of him. Watch him panic and scream while his free upgrade gets demolished. Is this satisfying payback... or do they deserve jail time for destruction of property? You watching this or scrolling past? Drop YES or NO below + tell me whose side you're on

@LescombeTed @Ravious101 Again, thank you for your opinion.

@BuzzPatterson So it's not from the buzz haircuts popular from your time. Noted. 😁

How did I get the nickname “Buzz?” It’s been a long journey. I’m a Robert Patterson, Jr. When I was born, my dad went by “Bob.” My parents tried calling me “Rob,” “Bobby,” Benji,” etc. I’m glad I was a baby, I would’ve slapped them. Anyway, they started calling me “Buzz” because it was popular in the south. It was also the name of my mom’s previous boyfriend (but that’s a story for another day. As I grew up, I hated it. I went with “Rob”in high school, college, and entering the Air Force. When I started pilot training, call signs” became a thing. Friends from my childhood started calling me “Buzz” again. It stuck. In pilot training, I became Buzz again. Then, a few years later, I cemented the name with a high-speed, low altitude pass at a classified base in the Middle East. I grew back into it, I guess. It stuck. I’ve been “Buzz” ever since. All of my family and friends call me Buzz, please do! It fits, I guess.

@LescombeTed @Ravious101 Again. Thank you for your opinion.

@Native_living @Ravious101 There are no U.S. states where a contractor is legally permitted to destroy completed, installed work over non-payment. Once materials are installed as fixtures, they belong to the property owner.

@LescombeTed @Ravious101 Thank you for your opinion but it's not correct in my state and a few other states I've worked in.

@Native_living @Ravious101 Retard: No, a contractor cannot legally destroy or dismantle work they have installed, even if they have not been paid. Once materials are installed, they legally become part of the property, and destroying them can result in charges for criminal damage, trespassing, or vandalism

@Acyn Because it’s not his job. He’s bailing your ass out.

@BuzzPatterson Think she should be more concerned with Alberta seceding.

Why would ICE go to Toronto? 🤣🤣🤣

@BamaSaltyMarine Moral of story: always buy a girl a McChicken if you want to keep her....

One time I bought a girl a ring and she left me. Bought my buddy a McChicken 5 years ago and that mf still ain't left my side!

@LescombeTed @Ravious101 Maybe in your state but not in most.

@Native_living @Ravious101 Nope. Once on the property it belongs to the homeowner. The contractor has to go through the proper channels to get paid.

GOP Rep. Randy Fine: “What I have learned in this debate is that Democrats care about three things: Muslim terrorists, Somali pirates and illegal immigrants.”

NBC News isn’t saying she is a Democrat. When there’s a scandal with a Republican, the party affiliation is always in the headline. #themoreyouknow

🚨OH MY GOSH!!! Angelvis Jesus Quintero Fernandez, a "WHITE MALE" illegal immigrant FROM VENEZUELA who was arrested for m*rder in Charlotte NC... ...HAS JUST BEEN CHARGED WITH A 2ND M*RDER!!!!! Bizarrely, his race has now changed to HISPANIC only AFTER the ICE detainer was placed on him... Whatever the true "WHITE" crime stats actually are, they are so much lower than any of his could possibly imagine. This happens literally all the time.