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@AliahSheffield Nigga imagine a cornbread crusted beef patty with jollof rice in it.

If you live in the bright orange-shaded region, a portion of your electric bill will be going to pay for a massive transmission project being constructed to serve new data centers in Virginia. The cost of the project just more than doubled to $960 million.

Fuck is bro wearing???

@JJSullinger Hows that make sense when the players and coaches can change? Imagine the senior guard that leads the team in scoring gets drafted then they aren't the same team and get wiped out first round?

What if the winner of the NIT got an automatic bid to the following year’s NCAA Tournament??? 👀

@phriendlyphotog Express Downtown shuttle. Penn. State Center. Baltimore St. Camden. Hamburg(Sundays only post-game) Patapsco. Skip the rest of the lower pick up spots until the airport

Happy the Penn Shuttle is doing its thing for another O's season, but we gotta be real and say it should 100% just go to BWI. We need more trips from BWI to downtown and we need the state and city to advertise it more as a way to get to the airport.

@TiricoHairline Erica Kirk and Sarah Huckabee fusion

He looks like all of em melted into one

I can’t believe i’m saying this…but in this context, it takes courage to be a bitch.

@theNFLchick It needs stitching for the lettering and a better font

I’m sure I’m in the minority but i hate it. It looks cheap.

@Erica_Kay My word

#RockLee #Naruto 🍥

If you told me Dwight scored 83 with 40 free throws I'd be amazed considering how trash a free throw shooter he was.

Dear @DM_Rubenstein and @CalRipkenJr , I’ve been asking for one upgrade since the stadium opened. I don’t need fancy seats with cushions. All I’m asking for is Cup holders in section 73…

@jiggyjayy2 The butt?

If you dont eat it the first time we have sex, there is no 2nd time??

Howard Lotsof was 19 years old and addicted to heroin when he took ibogaine in 1962 for fun. He came down 36 hours later with no withdrawal symptoms and no craving for heroin. He tried it on six addicted friends. Five of them had 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁. He spent the next 48 years trying to get it approved as medicine. He died in 2010, still waiting. His early data has since been replicated. It is now considered the most promising addiction treatment ever discovered.

FROM ATLANTA, GA.

@FormerlyJim @ced_jayy What kinda tag team? The makeup post arguing kind?

@ced_jayy Imagine getting into an argument with your girlfriend and you get tag teamed

recognized as the world's most identical twins, lucy and anna share the same boyfriend named ben. the twins insist there is no jealousy in their relationship and they would kiss ben one after the other

@soraofficialapp Take grok with you pussy

We’re saying goodbye to the Sora app. To everyone who created with Sora, shared it, and built community around it: thank you. What you made with Sora mattered, and we know this news is disappointing. We’ll share more soon, including timelines for the app and API and details on preserving your work. – The Sora Team

How about yall just help reconfigure whatever keeps the light rail from running 2-3 car trains more frequently during game days and giving it signal priority so traveling Mt. Royal to Hamburg doesnt take 15 minutes for 2.5~miles of travel @Ravens @mtamaryland

@markmerlot Fucking dry pussy

Niggas said they ain’t eatin coochie? So what you doin then?

@TrueMikeJackson @byhymn On I-70 some fucking where

@byhymn This where he lost 92 bricks?!

all these years Hov was talking about trapping out Maryland this nigga was talking about cumberland?! like western maryland? like damn near West Virginia?

@babyteeth8949 @Beautiful_Fems @cayennapepper

@Beautiful_Fems @cayennapepper is the creator btw since you’ve completely neglected to credit her :)

Coffee anyone?